Tears Gator Tears

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  1. What do you call a dumb gator? -a Gator
  2. What do you call a smart gator?- an oxyMoron
  3. Why are well endowed UF donors called Bullgators?- they’re confused about their “Unit” measurements of 9 cms, inches, and feet. Gators longer than 9 feet are called Bullgators. 😏
 
I don’t even remember their team from that year. Who on that roster would’ve made us nervous? I do remember seeing a pathetic Oregon fan outside the rose bowl who thought joe Harrington would’ve destroyed us
We beat the Gator in 2000, 2002, 2003 and 2004.
So yeah, we really lucked out by not playing them in 2001.
 
Yeah, you gotta do what you gotta do when they become a nuisance. Like squirrels, in general I can't stand them but I don't go out of my way to destroy them. However, when they start ******* my yard up I drag out the pellet gun. I pop them and toss them out by the road.. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.
Thermal + air rifle is cooking with gas, any time of day or night.
 
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  1. What do you call a dumb gator? -a Gator
  2. What do you call a smart gator?- an oxyMoron
  3. Why are well endowed UF donors called Bullgators?- they’re confused about their “Unit” measurements of 9 cms, inches, and feet. Gators longer than 9 feet are called Bullgators. 😏

Those "well endowed" Gators?

They start the measuring tape at the base of their spine . . .
 
Those "well endowed" Gators?

They start the measuring tape at the base of their spine . . .
I’m a big enough man to admit that bull-gators are well endowed financially… as long as I can also measure from my coccyx… lol.
 
Seriously? That’s Lake Powell (Glen Canyon Dam) the last time it was full. Which was over 20 years ago. It will be essentially empty within the next decade.
I was just there about a month ago so I've seen with my own eyes just how low it is.. that's the joke about a full pool picture must be a photoshop. I was also on the Colorado between Glen Canyon dam and the Hoover dam. I was amazed at how much water must have been moving through the river to create the current I saw in an area that was 30ft deep and a couple hundred yards wide. It was hard to reconcile the amount of water I saw moving feeding a lake that's emptying out.
 
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lol I didn't even know they moved at night. Man, if you have thermal on your air rifle you take residential varmint plinking seriously.
I actually dont own an air rifle, thought about it though. Researched a bit, and you can basically spend anything you want on one.
 
lol I didn't even know they moved at night. Man, if you have thermal on your air rifle you take residential varmint plinking seriously.

I actually dont own an air rifle, thought about it though. Researched a bit, and you can basically spend anything you want on one.
If I become interested in survival gear, doomsday shelters and general animal nuisance elimination tactics and techniques - I’m putting my $ with Suhr for recommendations
 
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