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grover said:
I know you guys thought it would be funny to let this guy back on our boards. But it's clear he's just an idiot. There's zero value add here.

Can we get back to laughing at how poorly Slingblade is doing? Let's recap:
* They got beaten by Miami in the 2022 class even though Mario had less time and no staff.
* They saw minimal success with their portal adds
* Their 2023 class is only salvageable if a bull gator outbids A2M for Rashada, and even then he still probably will take a lesser offer to stay away from the dumpster fire. And of course the offer will be more under-the-table bags than NIL because their NIL doesn't meet the correct standards. Plus the SEC is full of dirty, corrupt, rules breaking, tax evading scumbags, UiF included.
* Their staff is filled with G5 guys who have no idea how to run a Top P5 program (Raymond being the exception)
* They're going to be humiliated by Utah on national TV then proceed to drop several games in the SEC.
* They'll probably beat FSU causing their insane fans to believe they're on the rise despite a mediocre season and the fact FSU would struggle to beat FIU.
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Agreed. Does anyone have anything of substance to ask Northern? The back and forth quips is boring and not funny. K thx.
 
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FIVE RANGZ said:
Feel free to escort me off the e-premises before I lose all my brain cells.
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Ok. I can ban this one but leave your other one unbanned? Better yet, I’ll give you a follow on 247 so you can message me if you ever want to come back on. K thx though. I appreciate you coming on here and being a good sport about it.
 
RVACane said:
Ok. I can ban this one but leave your other one unbanned? Better yet, I’ll give you a follow on 247 so you can message me if you ever want to come back on. K thx though. I appreciate you coming on here and being a good sport about it.
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Thanks for having me. I'll, of course, trash all you on my own board. But know that had it not been for a misspent youth, I would've had an opportunity to be a Cane myself. It's the one regret I have in life. I only talk bad about Miami because of the sour grapes. Every smart *** thing I say is my dysfunctional way of telling you I love you. Stay tuned!
 
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FIVE RANGZ said:
Congratulations.

Please find where I disputed that Miami has more football success than UF or FSU? Oh, that's right. I didn't.
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In your "Post #1" on Swampa$$ 247 (of which I posted the screenshot), you said that Miami had less "athletic success" than both Florida and F$U.

You don't dispute that Miami has more football success than UF or F$U. Fair enough. I'm sure you would not dispute that Miami has more baseball success than UF or F$U as well. I have acknowledged that UF has more men's basketball success than Miami and F$U.

So without delving too deeply into Olympic sports and individual sports (and being completely honest that UM as a private school has fewer team sports than the state schools), on what basis did you incorrectly claim that Florida and F$U have more "athletic success" than Miami? Or did you just mis-speak?
 
djnellz said:
He gonna use special needs against you while screaming five rangz from the comfort of his own gator shack.

#SelectiveOutrage
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Just use his strategy. As long as you just say, it’s not derogatory towards people with special needs, that trumps the fact that it is
 
RVACane said:
Does anybody have

Agreed. Does anyone have anything of substance to ask Northern? The back and forth quips is boring and not funny. K thx.
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Thing is, he hasn’t really provided much substance wrt football questions when asked. We already knew he’s not a “sunshine pumper.” He’s admitted he’s worried about Billy/staff and doesn’t think they are an 8 win team this season. Beyond that, he’s pretty run of the mill.
 
Ajcane8 said:
Thing is, he hasn’t really provided much substance wrt football questions when asked. We already knew he’s not a “sunshine pumper.” He’s admitted he’s worried about Billy/staff and doesn’t think they are an 8 win team this season. Beyond that, he’s pretty run of the mill.
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He’s funny in what he does. No one was winning a battle of quips with him - that’s like trying to insult Chise and win. He’s my favorite poster on their board though I like SU - who went to On3 - and CAW, Smurphy and some others for different reasons.

But yeah, it’s not going to be a battle of X’s and O’s with Northern. That’s not his thing compared to some others on there.
 
TakeitinDiaz said:
Just use his strategy. As long as you just say, it’s not derogatory towards people with special needs, that trumps the fact that it is
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I did that already. I already knew how to combat him. That's why he didn't try with me too much. I knew his game. But these are minutes in my life I'll never get back. Ever. I didn't use my time wisely. He wasn't that good of a troll and some of yall were falling for the basic shît. I'm just mad I wasted minutes I couldn't get back cause of how basic he was. Shame.
 
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djnellz said:
I did that already. I already knew how to combat him. That's why he didn't try with me too much. I knew his game. But these are minutes in my life I'll never get back. Ever. I didn't use my time wisely. He wasn't that good of a troll and some of yall were falling for the basic shît. I'm just mad I wasted minutes I couldn't get back cause of how basic he was. Shame.
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Agreed. To me the problem with these sites is that I just can’t let stupidity go unrecognized. But I also know he can never be fixed. As he continuously was smacked around, he just kept going stupidly oblivious. And I wasted my time. At least be funny if you are gonna try to troll
 
RVACane said:
He’s funny in what he does. No one was winning a battle of quips with him - that’s like trying to insult Chise and win. He’s my favorite poster on their board though I like SU - who went to On3 - and CAW, Smurphy and some others for different reasons.

But yeah, it’s not going to be a battle of X’s and O’s with Northern. That’s not his thing compared to some others on there.
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Fair enough. I think you give him a little too much credit, though. I get that the ***-for-tat is boring - but I out-****ed him a few times. He’s no franchise.
 
RVACane said:
He’s funny in what he does. No one was winning a battle of quips with him - that’s like trying to insult Chise and win. He’s my favorite poster on their board though I like SU - who went to On3 - and CAW, Smurphy and some others for different reasons.

But yeah, it’s not going to be a battle of X’s and O’s with Northern. That’s not his thing compared to some others on there.
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Franchise would've made him run back to his board.
 
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