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Lol dude, I was just trying to let you guys know that I'm not going to be active much between now and then. I'm sorry that I didn't end it with a "Suck it, losers." I guess that I didn't realize some random dude would get this butthurt about it.

And while I am stoked to dial it up when I return and respond to all these other posts--and I will respond to all of these other posts--quite frankly, like that one psycho in here, I simply find you uninteresting. You don't do anything for me. Whiny crybaby Canes fans are a dime a dozen. Can you juggle, solve a Rubix Cube blindfolded, or do anything special that might make you stand out more and worthy of more witty banter?

Tell you what: I'll get back to work, and you find some balls, pins, or a Rubix Cube, and we'll see how things are in a few hours. Deal? Solid.
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Except I didn't @ you until this response, you actively decided to take it upon yourself to respond to me when you're "busy", so which one is it? Are you lurking or are you busy?

Fvck your Sunday


Relax, man, let the man bill his billable hours, and then we can re-commence the fun and games later.
 
Lol dude, I was just trying to let you guys know that I'm not going to be active much between now and then. I'm sorry that I didn't end it with a "Suck it, losers." I guess that I didn't realize some random dude would get this butthurt about it.

And while I am stoked to dial it up when I return and respond to all these other posts--and I will respond to all of these other posts--quite frankly, like that one psycho in here, I simply find you uninteresting. You don't do anything for me. Whiny crybaby Canes fans are a dime a dozen. Can you juggle, solve a Rubix Cube blindfolded, or do anything special that might make you stand out more and worthy of more witty banter?

Tell you what: I'll get back to work, and you find some balls, pins, or a Rubix Cube, and we'll see how things are in a few hours. Deal? Solid.
So uninteresting yet, here you are, still responding, but also busy, but also casually lurking.

Thats alot of words for "I get pegged by a guy in a Gator mask to feel alive"
 
What kind of self respecting attorney is doing meaningful work after lunch on a Friday? Shouldn’t you be at the golf course?


I think he's a few hours behind us, he did give a non-EST time zone time...

All is good.

Oh, and for the Gator lurkers, the posse is invited too if you want to join in.
 
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OK, now, wait a minute. Did anyone call Northern a "pvssy"? If so, apologize right now, I don't want to risk this. Now, I think we did imply that he was not heterosexual for drinking Angry Orchards, but not because of his screenshotting...

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Oh, wait, he's hedging, he's angry about my completely factual post:

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Uh-oh, I think this is going to be problematic, Northern is not very good with reading comprehension. I never said "little brother isn't little brother", I merely pointed out that while UF and F$U have a longer HISTORY, it is also a PROBLEMATIC history, at best.

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And the idiots start to chime in. Keep in mind, the 850 is the Tallahassee area code ("nothing to be proud of, Russ"). And for the record, Mark Richt DID take us to the ACC Championship Game. So, you know, factually correct...

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Oh wait, I have hope...

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Come on, Northern, we'll even set up a special thread for this. You may not like my other 23,000 posts, but I promise to keep it civil for this special thread. And cut the nonsense with the "homophobic slur" stuff, your entire board is filled with it. It's the one thing we can pretty much say is a wash when you compare our board to yours.

As for "five rangz" and all the other Ebonics-mocking stuff your board has been doing for years...yeah, if you see something comparably racist on this board, feel free to let myself and your favorite Maude know, and we'll have it taken care of.


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Wait the Fan base that just spent the last 4 seasons defending their creepy coach’s wife tongue raping their entire roster is calling someone “cuck”???
 
That was a let down.

Anyway, I took a quick glance at their schedule. Didn’t realize they open with Utah @ home. Sucks for them the BDB era will start 0-1. Utah is going to boat race them.


Oh, man, I used to love the BDB Era...new jack swing...

"That coach is poi-son...never trust a big bag and a smile..."

 
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I think he's a few hours behind us, he did give a non-EST time zone time...

All is good.

Oh, and for the Gator lurkers, the posse is invited too if you want to join in.
Fair enough.

He did hit us with the "I'm too busy to entertain you hoi polloi" at 205 EST - so 105 CST. Either way, my Friday is more cooked then a brock steak by then.
 
Chillax, broheim.

I actually have to do some work today, or my entire Sunday will be spent catching up due to ****ing around on here all day.

It'd be super cool if you guys stopped posting @ me for the next 6 hours, though. I'll address all the posts on this page that I haven't gotten to yet, but I can't right now. Plus, using this site on mobile is a chore.
Praise me for my grace and lovingkindness.
 
This will never work and eventually turn into a ****ing match and gator guy will get banned. These kind of “debates” never work online because people say things on the internet they’d never say in real life.

My suggestion if you guys want to insist on some kind of “debate”, re-open the other thread and leave it there. Keep the tears thread for actual tears.
 
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