Tears Gator Tears

[canesbrah]

It's actually $10k and you're correct. The reason it's so cheap is because the franchisees/operators don't own the land/building/or equipment.. CFA Inc owns all that. But the nice thing is they also don't have to pay for major repairs, facility upgrades, equipment upgrades and replacement.. Basically they have almost no major capital expenses through their career. Whether that's major remodels, equipment replacement or upgrades, refresh packages like new dining room furniture/paint, or even entire scrape/rebuilds when the building gets too old (20 years ish), CFA Inc pays for it. Some of these projects are $4mil+.


They get over 100k applications for franchisees a year (I think it's closer to 150k now) and only select about 100. It's really hard to get in.

The average free standing franchisee/operator made over $600k last year (which is why it's such an attractive opportunity). They are 100% paid based on profits only. There's no salary or hourly contractual commitments associated with being an Operator but it is expected that an operator is actively engaged in growing and managing the business and not just a passive investment.

Sounds pretty ******* awesome lol

 

[jd716]

Satchels is the most over rated establishment in Gainesville. I like to try small , mom and pops pizza places in the area and I hit that dump up. Spent 28 bucks on the most mediocre pizza ever. I’d rather had a 5 star pizza and for 11 bucks. That’s coming from a guy who doesn’t buy chain pizza.

Btw nothing personal with the bird emoji. It’s just business.

Satch squared ain't bad. Most stuff in the 4th Ave food park is pretty good.

 

[TRick72]

This 70 year old man almost as fast lol

@AUcane I think we found the white portal receiver that “MullensBurner” was referring too

 

[Brains]

Turds look like they’re winning the slots - LOL - the blowout slots

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I have my doubts that they get housed by all of those teams.

 

[kryptonite]

So the gaters have a thread discussing what players are worth. I went in hoping for lots of complaining about Ruiz, but their being strangely rational. That said, I wasted my time with them, now I'll waste yours...

Other than thinking they're doing anything well, this guy's on the right track.

Again, where are they getting the idea their staff is doing anything well?

There's always one guy who gets it. Only ever one, but it's something.

One thing all these threads have in common is that everyone's out to get the gater. Like anyone cares enough to bother.

Ah, now we've gotten to the point.

Never mind, Billy's got plenty of money. This is actually getting confusing now...

 

[kryptonite]

I have my doubts that they get housed by all of those teams.

Keep them to yourself. I'd actually like to add a few teams to the list.

Ok fine, it's unlikely they get boat raced by both UT and USCe, but I can hope.

 

[Gables Cane]

Sounds pretty ******* awesome lol

Meh. Try working in a QSR restaurant and tell me its awesome. CFA doesn’t approve franchisees who are not actively involved in the management and operation of the unit.

 

[RVACane]

So the gaters have a thread discussing what players are worth. I went in hoping for lots of complaining about Ruiz, but their being strangely rational. That said, I wasted my time with them, now I'll waste yours...
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Other than thinking they're doing anything well, this guy's on the right track.

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Again, where are they getting the idea their staff is doing anything well?

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There's always one guy who gets it. Only ever one, but it's something.

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One thing all these threads have in common is that everyone's out to get the gater. Like anyone cares enough to bother.

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Ah, now we've gotten to the point.

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Never mind, Billy's got plenty of money. This is actually getting confusing now...

This guy was being sarcastic I think and mocking them for the excuses.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

I have my doubts that they get housed by all of those teams.

Realistically, no team gets housed that much, but every game that’s highlighted, I’d say they have a better than 50% chance of losing. They could easily be looking at 6+ loss season… and then anyway it’s fun to think of them getting smoked by all those teams, with the exception of the holes, and then somehow we want all the rules of nature to be abolished and for both of them to lose.

 

[Confidence1000]

At least 1 in 5 ask for it to be dropped directly down their throats.

Jesus Christ man

 

[RVACane]

I think I’ll go look for some late night tears to post. I need to keep @Echtcane fed and happy. Lol

 

[kryptonite]

This guy was being sarcastic I think and mocking them for the excuses.




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Yeah, I hate to give them any credit, but a few of them get some of the humor in their boards.

 

[Cajuncane]

I heard he actually invented chicken.

no the egg…

 

[kryptonite]

Did we ever address the fact uf has a coach who, as a grown-*** man, wants to be called "Billy"?

 

[RVACane]

 

[RVACane]

 

[RVACane]

They’re so stupid I can’t read it anymore.

Like I’m worried that from reading so much of their board lately that I will actually be affected with side effects of stupidity and illogical reasoning which will negatively affect my personal and professional life.

 

[kryptonite]

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LOL, saw that dude trying to make out like Ruiz was using numbers sometimes but not others to benefit himself. I imagine they've seen that it's up to players to disclose or not, but think it's a better narrative to blame Ruiz. gaters stay gaterin.

 

[kryptonite]

They’re so stupid I can’t read it anymore.

Like I’m worried that from reading so much of their board lately that I will actually be affected with side effects of stupidity and illogical reasoning which will negatively affect my personal and professional life.

I'm definitely over my limit today, I'm starting to lose brain cells.

 

[mirvin88]

Wow so they all have their panties (jorts) in a bunch arguing A. That a multi billionaire is stupid, B. All players will want more now (possibly, but Ruiz is literally just investing interest earnings at this point...... YAWN) C. Gaypier is "smart" to not give these transfers NIL deals AKA the Gaytors are poor with no NIL capacity D. Ruiz is a "conman" who can't prove where his wealth comes from even though it's all very public knowledge


When your rivals are this fired up about your program.... You know you're ******

I'd like to buy Ruiz a beer just for the Gaytor Tears.

I always told my wife if we ever won the lottery, I'm investing millions into UM. Ruiz is me with the means. I love it.