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Just remember, this monumental fūckūp was followed by 2 more losses, and capped by one of the goofiest, sorriest, most excuse laden coach’s press conference in the history of college football - the infamous “we weren’t really trying - we had our scout team out there” excuse-a-thon following the Okie beatdown embarrassment.

Goofball Mullet embarrassed himself, the university, gaytor nation, the institution of college football, and all sentient lifeforms with his half-baked third grade excuse fest that nobody bought.

He and his program were already a national laughingstock, and that night they cemented their status as an all time clownshow P5 program.
 
RVACane said:
If someone with vip can tell us how they’re spinning this one...

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T-Rob never offered a position at UF?

T-Rob never offered a position at UF?
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Most of them accept the fact that this is just a salty fan, but these are the only people that seem to defend this stance.

Edit: forgot to add the original “source”

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Canefrom1991 said:
Most of them accept the fact that this is just a salty fan, but these are the only people that seem to defend this stance.

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So they’re *****ing because TRob said he took less money to go to Miami as opposed to the gaytor??? So they’re saying he’s lying and was never really offered a job? Like... he was offered a job but not the one he wanted?

Lol.
 
So to try doing my version of what @TheOriginalCane does better than I ever could, to summarize the last month or so on their board:

The gaytor got destroyed in their bowl game by Okie-homa but that really wasn’t their team playing.

The gaytor finished 7-4 and is the 2nd best team in the country because Alabama only beat them by 6.

Mac Jones set the all-time SEC single season passing record with an excellent TD to Int ratio but Trask was robbed of being voted number 2 in the Heisman and not being ahead of Jones as 1st team All-SEC is political and is meritless.

The gaytor didn’t really offer TRob the CB’s job, they preferred the guy from USF but if they did offer him the job, he didn’t want the pressure so he chose Miami because the expectations are lower and he doesn’t want to work.

Leonard Taylor isn’t a DT he’s a DE in their system so Desmond Watson is actually rated higher as a 3 star. Leonard Taylor is a DT but Miami lied and is going to play him at DE. (We will play him at DE freshman year to get him in games per Cribby).

Miami out-bagged the gaytor for Avantae Williams when he flipped at the last second even though he wasn’t committed yet Miami has no fans, facilities or money

Tyrique Stevenson isn’t a good CB and so they didn’t want him.

The gaytor went 2/5 at Palmetto but so did Miami so it’s a draw even though Miami didn’t want Collier or Collins and the gaytor boasted about a 5-0 Palmetto Sweep.

A nympho soccer mom - the Coach’s wife - runs their recruiting operation.
 
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RVACane said:
So to try doing my version of what @TheOriginalCane does better than I ever could, to summarize the last month or so on their board:

The gaytor got destroyed in their bowl game by Okie-homa but that really wasn’t their team playing.

The gaytor finished 7-4 and is the 2nd best team in the country because Alabama only beat them by 6.

Mac Jones set the all-time SEC single season passing record with an excellent TD to Int ratio but Trask was robbed of being voted number 2 in the Heisman and not being ahead of Jones as 1st team All-SEC is political and is meritless.

The gaytor didn’t really offer TRob the CB’s job, they preferred the guy from USF but if they did offer him the job, he didn’t want the pressure show he chose Miami because the expectation are lower and he doesn’t want to work.

Leonard Taylor isn’t a DT he’s a DE in their system so Desmond Watson is actually rated higher as a 3 star. Leonard Taylor is a DT but Miami lied and is going to play him at DE. (We will freshman year to get him in games per Cri.

Miami out-bagged the gaytor for Avontae Williams when he flipped at the last second even though he wasn’t committed and Miami has no fans, facilities or money

Tyrique Stevenson isn’t a good CB and so they didn’t want him.

The gaytor went 2/5 at Palmetto but so did Miami so it’s a draw even though Miami didn’t want Collier or Collins.

A nympho soccer mom - the Coach’s wife - runs their recruiting operation.
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You’d be my favorite substitute teacher.

Except for the 24 year old blonde.
 
Miami only cleaned up in south Florida because of covid. So why didn’t UF sign every kid north of Palm Beach county? Especially since FSU is trash? They should have locked down central/north Florida if that was the case.

Besides, the 5,000 lb elephant in that room isn’t being ranked 12th in recruiting. It’s that every game was a shootout for them and none of those offensive players who kept them in games are coming back next year. Nobody wants to coach with Doofy Dan and apparently, nobody wants to play for him either.
 
RVACane said:
So to try doing my version of what @TheOriginalCane does better than I ever could, to summarize the last month or so on their board:

The gaytor got destroyed in their bowl game by Okie-homa but that really wasn’t their team playing.

The gaytor finished 7-4 and is the 2nd best team in the country because Alabama only beat them by 6.

Mac Jones set the all-time SEC single season passing record with an excellent TD to Int ratio but Trask was robbed of being voted number 2 in the Heisman and not being ahead of Jones as 1st team All-SEC is political and is meritless.

The gaytor didn’t really offer TRob the CB’s job, they preferred the guy from USF but if they did offer him the job, he didn’t want the pressure show he chose Miami because the expectation are lower and he doesn’t want to work.

Leonard Taylor isn’t a DT he’s a DE in their system so Desmond Watson is actually rated higher as a 3 star. Leonard Taylor is a DT but Miami lied and is going to play him at DE. (We will freshman year to get him in games per Cri.

Miami out-bagged the gaytor for Avontae Williams when he flipped at the last second even though he wasn’t committed and Miami has no fans, facilities or money

Tyrique Stevenson isn’t a good CB and so they didn’t want him.

The gaytor went 2/5 at Palmetto but so did Miami so it’s a draw even though Miami didn’t want Collier or Collins.

A nympho soccer mom - the Coach’s wife - runs their recruiting operation.
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And they're not good at arithmatic.

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ThomasG954 said:
The irony of their fan base complaining we outbagged them for a recruit.

Clearly this guy has great information, since he doesn’t even know what year Avantae was recruited, let alone his name.
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And he invented a myth about a Gaytor recruit calling Avantae out for taking a payment, when the Gaytors are ABSOLUTELY paying recruits way more than Miami can afford.
 
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