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This may just be the single-greatest-post in Gaytor Tears. Bravo!

I hope this becomes a regular ongoing feature of Gaytor Tears. Or even its own thread.

No joke, from now on, every time I see a Gaytors Recruiting Mailbag feature on 247, I'm going to be imagining witty responses like these instead.
 
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After close consultation with and on the fine suggestion from my closest advisor - @TheOriginalCane - The RVA Gaytor Mailbag Q&A will become a new part of what we do here.


OUT-standing!

I predict another one million page views, due solely to The RVA Gaytor Recruiting Q&A!!!

Man, if we could ever figure out how to create a low-key "RVAGator" log-in name, that would be amazing...
 
They’ve known it’s coming so I’m not sure what the shock value will be but we could see a mix of “he’s gonna play CB and he’s not good there” and “Miami’s making moves while Dan’s on cruise.”


While I admit that they should have "known it's coming", I truly hope the late Twitter-storm of "TS might be interested in UF" tricked them into making themselves vulnerable, opening up their hearts, and believing in the possibility of getting another 5-star to jack up their 2018 class ranking.
 
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The real question that we need to start thinking about now is when does Jason Marshall enter the Portal?


Let me tell you the tears that would generate. At least 50 pages especially if he came here.


Of course the best part of that would be getting Marshall. Naturally.

But can you imagine the absolute meltdown.

Those delicious delicious tears.

Page and page of anguish and toothless gnashing.
 
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