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What does it mean when that one guys says "we have a deep TE room, which means we always have a deep OLB room"? Is he insane? And how is the TE room so "deep" when their top 3 returning guys barely broke 10 receptions COMBINED last year.

I guess you can drown in 6 inches of water, so maybe our definitions of "deep" are different.
 
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They’ve got like 20 Dan Stubbs/Warren Sapp types over there. They’re interchangeable like transformers


And this is one of the funniest things about the Gaytors fans not dealing with their lack of depth.

No exaggeration, LITERALLY, every explanation for what to do in the event of injury/suspension/mid-game-arrest-for-rape comes down to moving guys around to other positions for which they have not practiced. Amari Burney can play anywhere from DL to DB. DEs are going to move to DT. LBs are going to move to DE. Offensive players are going to move to defense. Tight ends will play wide receiver. Tackles are guards, guards are tackles, Finkle is Einhorn, Einhorn is Finkle.

I think the only player that is not slated to play multiple positions on Saturday is Nacho Hot Dog.

But you never know, that Mullet guy is an offensive genius...
 
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And this is one of the funniest things about the Gaytors fans not dealing with their lack of depth.

No exaggeration, LITERALLY, every explanation for what to do in the event of injury/suspension/mid-game-arrest-for-rape comes down to moving guys around to other positions for which they have not practiced. Amari Burney can play anywhere from DL to DB. DEs are going to move to DT. LBs are going to move to DE. Offensive players are going to move to defense. Tight ends will play wide receiver. Tackles are guards, guards are tackles, Finkle is Einhorn, Einhorn is Finkle.

I think the only player that is not slated to play multiple positions on Saturday is Nacho Hot Dog.

But you never know, that Mullet guy is an offensive genius...
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And this is one of the funniest things about the Gaytors fans not dealing with their lack of depth.

No exaggeration, LITERALLY, every explanation for what to do in the event of injury/suspension/mid-game-arrest-for-rape comes down to moving guys around to other positions for which they have not practiced. Amari Burney can play anywhere from DL to DB. DEs are going to move to DT. LBs are going to move to DE. Offensive players are going to move to defense. Tight ends will play wide receiver. Tackles are guards, guards are tackles, Finkle is Einhorn, Einhorn is Finkle.

I think the only player that is not slated to play multiple positions on Saturday is Nacho Hot Dog.

But you never know, that Mullet guy is an offensive genius...
And they’re still posting how they’re gonna beat our ***.
 
And they’re still posting how they’re gonna beat our ***.


Exactly. It's insane.

I mean, the Gaytors MIGHT beat us. But it will not be because of some genius move of a LB to DB or whatnot. If the Gaytors beat Miami, I predict that they will have zero injuries, MAYBE ONE, that would necessitate position-switching.

If the Gaytors are trying to play a bunch of guys out of position, Miami will win.
 
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