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OriginalCanesCanesCanes said:
Mullen doesn’t sound like he has much energy, to be honest. Sounds flat and disinterested.

I guess I would be if I saw what I had to work with on offense. Jump Pass Jesus isn’t going to be running out of that tunnel.
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You would probably be tired as well if you had to drive from gville to orlando for groceries every week.
 
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Go Canes!! said:
Pretty new to this site. Just wanted to say the Gator trolling on here is some of the greatest work I've ever seen and when I die I'll know my life was somehow more complete by having read through a dozen or so pages of this thread.
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A dozen? I want a book report on all 642 pages. You have to be committed to all 642 pages. Except for the "countdown" postings, which we have largely eliminated. But we ARE getting close to 1,000,000 page views...
 
UFAG...it just fits!!!!
Go Canes!! said:
Pretty new to this site. Just wanted to say the Gator trolling on here is some of the greatest work I've ever seen and when I die I'll know my life was somehow more complete by having read through a dozen or so pages of this thread.
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a dozen??? A DOZEN ??????

Man you got some serious reading to do.If you have only read a dozen pages you've missed out on 600+ pages of pure hilarity at the expense of the biggest bunch of azzholes in the history of everdom...UFAG FANS.

put down the remote at night and get to reading...ENJOY !!!!
 
RVACane said:
What are they doing?
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TpaBayFlyFisher said:
Personal attack? I represented the Sheriff of Pinellas County in a civil case and the inmate was a witness to the jailhouse murder. I reported that he was not believable............. ;-)
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Haha, no personal attack at all. Just fun. I enjoy your posts and know you have a sense of humor.

Apologies if this distracted from the most important thing on the internet, which is gator tears
 
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The link for Hernandez's lawyer outing him is above. In the article it states that Hernandez had a relationship with an "unnamed player" in college. I'd bet dollars to donuts that player is Timmy Twinkletoes.
 
OriginalGatorHater said:
As much as I love ripping on the Turds I don't buy the whole hernandez is *** thing
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Dude, he wrote a love letter to another inmate as one of his suicide notes.

Do you need pics of him huffing caulk to be convinced?

Stealing a loaf of bread one time might not make you a thief, but sucking just one caulk makes you ghey ghey ghey (and apparently he was doing a lot more than that and prison wasn’t the first time)
 
OriginalCanesCanesCanes said:
Dude, he wrote a love letter to another inmate as one of his suicide notes.

Do you need pics of him huffing caulk to be convinced?

Stealing a loaf of bread one time might not make you a thief, but sucking just one caulk makes you ghey ghey ghey (and apparently he was doing a lot more than that and prison wasn’t the first time)
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Of course I agree with your last paragraph, but no one actually has seen that love letter(and the girlfriend claims it was to her) and with all of the ghey stuff getting pushed in the media and Hernandez just happening to hire a ghey lawyer and revealed his deepest darkest secret doesn't really make me believe it. I would love for that be true it would be hilarious for the Gayors to have their best TE of all time be ghey, but I just don't buy it. Forget it though. I shouldn't of mentioned it in Gaytor tears.
 
OriginalCanesCanesCanes said:
Dude, he wrote a love letter to another inmate as one of his suicide notes.

Do you need pics of him huffing caulk to be convinced?

Stealing a loaf of bread one time might not make you a thief, but sucking just one caulk makes you ghey ghey ghey (and apparently he was doing a lot more than that and prison wasn’t the first time)
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I really, really don't.
 
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OriginalGatorHater said:
Of course I agree with your last paragraph, but no one actually has seen that love letter(and the girlfriend claims it was to her) and with all of the ghey stuff getting pushed in the media and Hernandez just happening to hire a ghey lawyer and revealed his deepest darkest secret doesn't really make me believe it. I would love for that be true it would be hilarious for the Gayors to have their best TE of all time be ghey, but I just don't buy it. Forget it though. I shouldn't of mentioned it in Gaytor tears.
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Newsweek is pretty legit when it comes to things like this. It’s not one of those supermarket tabloids.

Read and decide for yourself.

http://www.newsweek.com/aaron-hernandez-hidden-sexuality-murder-police-587879

I doubt Newsweek would use a gang banging unsympathetic serial killer to further a “*** agenda”
 
UMFarArcher said:
I understand a favorite pastime at UF is to go to the dump and watch the birds fly around. And they can just throw their Colt 45 cans or MD20-20 bottles on the ground.
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MD20/20!!! Doesn’t go well with brain cells. Especially brain cells on trips to Tijuana.
 
OriginalGatorHater said:
Of course I agree with your last paragraph, but no one actually has seen that love letter(and the girlfriend claims it was to her) and with all of the ghey stuff getting pushed in the media and Hernandez just happening to hire a ghey lawyer and revealed his deepest darkest secret doesn't really make me believe it. I would love for that be true it would be hilarious for the Gayors to have their best TE of all time be ghey, but I just don't buy it. Forget it though. I shouldn't of mentioned it in Gaytor tears.
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I only brought it up because I imagine gayter fans to be the type of hicks who are more upset about him being ghey than him being a murderer. So ghey or not, we can all still enjoy the fact that their best TE was a murdering piece of sht.
 
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