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DusseDez said:
Lol Saban told the kid & his family “I ain’t with that playing games **** we aint Florida or your home team school, you tell the whole world we are leading in your recruitment & you have 72 hours to commit before we say F you” and the kid did it **** sheesh. Can’t wait till we take over the throne again!!
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orange&green84 said:
Something they don't account is that for a Heisman winner, your team has to be in contention. The gators are likely going to have another lackluster season again. It's cute that they think he's a Heisman contender.
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They're talking about having a 9 or 10 win season because of their easy schedule. Can you imagine what happens...when that doesn't happen.
 
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RVACane said:
They're talking about having a 9 or 10 win season because of their easy schedule. Can you imagine what happens...when the at doesn't happen.
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I would be amazed if they can muster 7 wins, Franks is not good, and the recruiting on the defensive side of the ball has not kept pace from the muschump days.
 
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RVACane said:
Are you guys ready for another snoozefest edition of Friday Night Bites in Gheysville?

Last year was the year of necrophiliac shark *** and the PB&J sammich. It was a time to try on the "outfit" and hear chucklemouth say "you're gonna be a gaytor."

What's Mullet gonna do to top that?
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Pose like a rapper?

Hand the recruits all of the mental health records of his current players?

Offer more West Coast recruits and former Mississippi State commits?

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TheOriginalCane said:
Pose like a rapper?

Hand the recruits all of the mental health records of his current players?

Offer more West Coast recruits and former Mississippi State commits?

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Yell incoherently on how he reminds him of Percy Harvin?

Have coach gapteeth tell them how them Gatas need to show up for the spring game in Mississippi jig?
 
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OriginalGatorHater said:
I love how they think that his YPC will stay the same after they double his touches. Gayturd logic.
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Look, anyone who has gotten a C- in Gaytor Maths can tell you that if you double a Gaytor RB's carries, he will have triple the yardage, and if you double a Gaytor QB's attempts, he will have double the yardage and half the interceptions.

Thus, by virtue of the Gaytor Maths Transitive Principle, if they play 22 games in one season, they will lose 14.

You can't argue with Gaytor Maths.


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Dixie Normous said:
Amazing that Frost and Chip were out there for the taking and UF had to settle on this same bum who was begging to coach at Miami for years. Orlando 19 will be fun.
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You mean Frost and Chip looked at that clown show and gave them a hard pass and had to settle for the sharkfvcker 2.0
 
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Torocane said:
You mean Frost and Chip looked at that clown show and gave them a hard pass and had to settle for the sharkfvcker 2.0
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Dixie Normous said:
Amazing that Frost and Chip were out there for the taking and UF had to settle on this same bum who was begging to coach at Miami for years. Orlando 19 will be fun.
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Chip Kelly chose to be a 2nd fiddle over coaching at UF. That means he saw everything there was to see and all the **** Gatorade bought then chose to coach the 2nd best team in LA over them. Think about that for a moment...

And the other dude chose cornfields...******* cornfields.
 
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