Tears Gator Tears

[CaneManeShane727]

The once in a lifetime opportunity to confirm a déjà vu. I can die peacefully

 

[klineski96]

The clip of the guy doing the gator chomp getting out of the plane has the same feel as the video of that dork up in Jacksonville who said "Duvaaaaaaaaaaal."

 

[Gru]

 

[TwentySix]

I know we’re not after him but I would love if they made a late push here

 

[caneingville]

Alrighty then, sccrew it, I’m in. Got my season W-L projection locked and loaded too

 

[flagator86]

Losses to UGA, OU, Texas, and Mizzo. First 4 loss team to the playoffs

 

[flips]

Don't think this was the right thing to say in this moment

 

[caneingville]

Losses to UGA, OU, Texas, and Mizzo. First 4 loss team to the playoffs

Y’all Gators never learn! I think that’s a tad bit generous, but next year’s schedule ain’t too bad at all all. It’s a good transition schedule for Sumrall.

I’m going with 6-6. FAU, Campbell, and FSU are obvious wins. UGA, Vandy, and OU are probably losses. All the others could go either way. I think Auburn might could be a loss too, just because Golesh knows how to beat UF, but he might not have the players to do it yet.

FAU - W
Campbell - W
SC - W/L
Ole Miss - W/L
Vandy- L
OU- L
UK- W/L
Auburn- W/L
Mizzou- W/L
Texas- W/L
UGA- L
FSU-W

 

[RozayCane]

 

[Clwtrdan]

Wait till dude gets a load of the g-ville restaurant scene. He be hiring a chef pronto.

 

[caneingville]

This article has the best photos by far.

But then again, I expect nothing less from the Post!

I wonder who will be playing Billy Glasscock in the movie?

 

[caneingville]

Wait till dude gets a load of the g-ville restaurant scene. He be hiring a chef pronto.

Hey now, there’s a burrito place I still crave from Gainesville!

It’s probably closed though. Restaurants in Gainesville last about as long as a carton of milk.

 

[flips]

This article has the best photos by far.

But then again, I expect nothing less from the Post!

I wonder who will be playing Billy Glasscock in the movie?

Never forget. Nyp the greatest tabloid newspaper on the planet

 

[caneingville]

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Never forget. Nyp the greatest tabloid newspaper on the planet

I love it so much. The subheaders on the right are unbelievably good.

On a related note, I’ve been trying to keep my husband abreast of the Lane/UF situation this whole time but he didn’t care to hear it. He, too, lived in Gainesville for two years and agrees that Gators are insufferable and arrogant and yet his interest in college football is only tangential and is limited to (gross) the actual games. I finally forced him to listen to the Cliff’s Notes version in the car on the way to the doctor today, and he still wasn’t amused. The man kept a straight face the entire time and told me he was just happy that I was enjoying the drama.

(This is why I spend too much time with y’all on this board, clearly.)

But of course, now that the NEW YORK POST is involved, and he realizes that the gossip is big enough to warrant Page Six’s opinion on the latest southern white **** measuring contest,

AND that one of those ****s belongs to a man named BILLY GLASSCOCK,

Now he is invested.

Now he is laughing (out loud).

And now he gets it.

So in a way, the Post may have just saved my marriage!

(Kidding.)

 

[786Cane]

This article has the best photos by far.

But then again, I expect nothing less from the Post!

I wonder who will be playing Billy Glasscock in the movie?

Where all the best photos at? LOL
All I see is a couple of Nissans, a Chrysler Minivan and a chick with headphones!

 

[caneingville]

Where all the best photos at? LOL
All I see is a couple of Nissans, a Chrysler Minivan and a chick with headphones!

Okay, well “best photos” isn’t saying much for this crowd. Don’t get too excited, there’s no **** and certainly no big booty Latinas.

But I thought this sequence of UF’s AD and then Lane driving off with the thumbs up was pretty funny…

 

[TheUBack]

They are such a trainwreck. Will be fun to watch. Hate those guys

 

[bdcane4eva]

Diamond Dave and Jonny Jorts.... I can't!

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Wait…tell me this is AI.

Because if not, Sumrall has already cemented the fact he’s a complete backwoods idiot.

Someone tell me this is AI, please. No one can be this stupid.

 

[3rd-43]

Losses to UGA, OU, Texas, and Mizzo. First 4 loss team to the playoffs

8-4 floor? Again?