Tears Gator Tears

Gator fans blame their biggest booster:


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Apparently they interviewed Clark Lea earlier this week, who just signed a big extension with Vandy. Also, reporting is that Sumrall’s #1 choice is Ole Miss, so if Lane leaves that’s where this ends up I think.

Drink, Lea, and Sumrall off the table = Golesh at best.




What is the 13th letter of the alphabet?

PLAN M...
 
Same with the GatorRaid guy on the previous page (quoted by MBG), saying an MOU has been done for a week. He’s just going by what the big boosters said last week - the ones we all told y’all about in this thread. They met with Lane’s camp, Lane’s camp said what he wanted, UF said they would match, and therefore they thought it was a done deal because they didn’t think anyone would ever turn down UF.

Their arrogance really knows no bounds. One of my favorite quotes from earlier this season, when they were still on the Lagway for Heisman campaign and Billy was saying his injuries were fine and he’d be really to go, someone from Swamp 247 said, “Billy would undersell Seabiscuit!” 🤣


Lane Train had a MOM.

Memorandum Of Misunderstanding.

All that **** from GatorRaid was just lies that Gators tell themselves to overcome their insecurity and micropenises.
 
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Fisch doesn’t scare me in terms of recruiting, which will really be our only interface with these losers since they refuse to play us, except maybe every 10 years or so


But but but, I was told that Gator Brand does all that recruiting, that all they need is that SEC-SEC-SEC patch and a chomping Gator, and all the recruits will just **** down their legs and pick Hogtown...
 
But but but, I was told that Gator Brand does all that recruiting, that all they need is that SEC-SEC-SEC patch and a chomping Gator, and all the recruits will just **** down their legs and pick Hogtown...
💯

But one would think that if that were the case, they’d have more than three wins this year…
 
lol Graham Hall from Florida 247 just posted that th focus has shifted to Sumrall. HOWEVER… he also stated UF has the most ground to make up here compared to Auburn or Ole Miss. They even had Urban call to pitch him on the program.

They are absolutely desperate right now. Every fall back except Sumrall has signed somewhere else or signed an extension. They’ll either have to pay Fisch an arm and a leg or beg Golesh to back out of Arky.


Imagine needing Urban Meyer to be your wingman...what's gonna happen next, Urban is going to feel up Sumrall's ***?
 
This meltdown is glorious. Most delusional fanbase in sports. They truly believe they are in the same tier as Bama when in actuality they are closer to Ole Miss. They were told a week ago that they were out and talked **** all week about moving in silence.


In actuality, they are closer to Arkansas.
 
Apparently he either interviewed and then removed himself or just said he wasn’t interested. I don’t have 247 access anymore. @TheOriginalCane might know what those guys said. I hadn’t seen Pragmatic in a while when I was last on there.


The Gator fans think they are desirable enough to spit in a girl's face at the beginning of the night, and then they can circle back around to bag her by the end of the night.

It's hard to parse all the bull****. To hear the Gator fans tell it, they had SUPREME confidence they would land Lane Train when his kid took the tour of Buchholz High School, and UF didn't want to be caught looking at any bridesmaids.

But we all know the reality was probably more in line that Sumrall wouldn't shut down any of his OTHER discussions in order to be a dutiful handmaiden behind the Lane Train.
 
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I now have proof positive that TouchMoney26 is actually "InAllKindsOfWeather"...


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UFag: "I can win any and every race I choose to be apart of."

Everyone: "So why haven't you won any of the races you've been in?"

UFag: "Why is it so hard for you guys to see how great I am? I'm the best! I simply choose not to win them because reasons."
 
Oh good lord they’re delusional. They pulled the rug from under Kiffin because he refused to commit by game-time today for Ole Miss??? Yeah ok. This is like being 14 and breaking up with a girl you were told was going to break up with you so you can say you dumped her. Lol. They’re unreal.


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