Tears Gator Tears

I see your concern about the gators playing well against us, but it’s more about the CANES than geicos. Mario will have us ready to play football because he knows the history and importance of this game. I told my best friend the two games I’m not worried about before season started was the domers and the geicos. Mario is experienced in both of those games. We will be ready. Book it!! Go CANES!!
Those were the two I was most worried about and here we are. Not bad so far.
 
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I actually do think LSU doesn’t deserve to be a top 5 team. Said it in the rankings thread yesterday. Their O hasn’t looked great so far, and they’ve played the following:

v. Clemson, won 17-10
v. LA Tech, won 23-7
v. UF, won 20-10

Let’s look at some of their stats too, shall we?


Overall:
- 6 TDs in 3 games
- 20 points per game (60 total)
- 347.5 yards per game (1037 total yards)

Passing:
- 705 total passing yards
- 6.6 yards per pass attempt
- 235 passing yards/game

Rushing:
- 332 total rushing yards
- 3.7 yards per rush attempt
- 110.7 rushing yards/game

LSU’s offense is currently sitting at #94, while their defense is #25.

Florida’s offense, comparatively, is #67, and their defense is 28. To my original point on a previous page, however, Florida’s defense has played the #86 and 94 offense (LIU was not even available in the rankings, so that’s all you need to know). LSU’s defense has played the #109, 104, and 67 offenses. (And yes, those are in order of schedule.)

[Btw, our offense is 22 and defense is 38.]

So no, I am not impressed with LSU, and yes, they are fraudulent until proven otherwise. Right now they remind me of our 2017 team. We have played much tougher competition and dominated in all facets of the game. Stop it.
LSU is a bad offensive team. Florida gave them 5 turnovers and they could only turn that into 20 points. They couldn’t do get anything done against Clemson. Now Clemson and Florida have solid defenses but 365 yards and 23 points against Louisiana Tech? LSU’s offense is trash and the gators holding them to 3 points less than Louisiana Tech IS NOT impressive.
 
I remember the days during the valley of despair when the comic relief therapy we had on Mon/Tues was listening to the Randy/Alf interview soundbites where they were bound to say something meme worthy.
"Guys flying around a cheeseburger" or something like that, idk it's all a blur
 
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