Tears Gator Tears

[TomAce]

Coming to a UFL near you

His whole career was a Joka

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

David Zucker (the original director) absolutely blasted the new remake.

I just don’t see how you make a remake of it. It was unique for its time and unique in and of itself. Anyway, some remakes have worked, but usually they don’t. I don’t think this one will work unless they just do a completely different concept that’s original, and being funny is one of the hardest things there is. Because if you even miss just a little bit you fail.

It’s like being a gator in the NFL, destined for failure. Must be something in the water in hogtown - nobody puts more busts (both in numbers and on a percentage basis of their NFL players) in the NFL than the turds. It’s uncanny. Even the one guy that I thought was going do fairly well, Kyle Pitts, who’s a physical freak, has fallen flat on his face.

 

[canesupremacy]

Well at least Toney will be good at “dropping” the mike

 

[RattlerCane305]

Now when Butterfingers Toney drops something, it’s a good thing… I guess…

 

[1mg of Epi]

David Zucker (the original director) absolutely blasted the new remake.

Not really a remake… it follows the kids of the original. More like a sequel. Either way it’s a bad bad idea.

 

[AtlAtty]

Not really a remake… it follows the kids of the original. More like a sequel. Either way it’s a bad bad idea.

Nothing like ruining a classic.

 

[Juanmanuel V]

Are you Juan from the blue lot?

No

 

[Canes Legacy]

Since their spring game I’ve read/heard comparisons about Dallas Wilson to Jeremiah Smith and Ryan Williams.

So for this year they’ll have the next Tebow/Cam Newton throwing to the next Jeremiah Smith.

16-0.

 

[Dr. Citizen Cane]

Did you guys see they’re doing a new Naked Gun? Obviously not with Leslie Nielsen

Or OJ

 

[3rd-43]

Or OJ

the movie would have juice then. Apologies if that pun doesn’t fit

 

[Salt]

It’s very impressive, yes.

Let’s keep it to football talk guys

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Let’s keep it to football talk guys

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Now THAT is some kind of bust...

 

[JG13]

Did you guys see they’re doing a new Naked Gun? Obviously not with Leslie Nielsen

Will never watch. The originals are gold.

 

[Donny Donowitz]

David Zucker (the original director) absolutely blasted the new remake.

There’s a scene that had me belly laughing at the preview. The show the fathers up on the wall and it seems like their kids followed in their footsteps. Leslie was Liam’s dad. The fat cop had his son. And how did I manage to forget who the other prominent cop was. The look ok the sons face was priceless

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Let’s keep it to football talk guys

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Did Mickey Andrews ever transition?

 

[CANESCANES]

 

[theribdoctor]

Did Mickey Andrews ever transition?

To what a cromag?

 

[JG14]

Did their tall safety end up in the portal after all?

 

[TheOriginalCane]

There’s a scene that had me belly laughing at the preview. The show the fathers up on the wall and it seems like their kids followed in their footsteps. Leslie was Liam’s dad. The fat cop had his son. And how did I manage to forget who the other prominent cop was. The look ok the sons face was priceless

I saw that in the preview too. Still…I hate OJ.

And the Nordberg role in the original TV show was NOT played by OJ, it was the only major role recast for the movies.

In fact, the original Nordberg was played by the great Peter Lupus, who was one of the original IMF agents on the original Mission Impossible! TV show.

 

[judge smails army]

Will never watch. The originals are gold.

Absolutely. I was watching the Halloween remake the other day (I have like 800 channels on my cable but can still unsuccessfully find a good movie on) and it was absurdly bad. It made me want to beat the **** out of that hack, Rob Zombie.