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One of the main reasons we make fun of them is because of statements like the very first one.

Ive never heard a member of our fanbase ( male ) say they would perform a sexual act on another man if something were to come true.

And the other clown school up the road has fans ready to eat **** out of an ice cream cone if they lose.
If we're really being honest here, both of those things are the equivalent of me saying I'm going to bang my wife. Just another Wednesday night. It's business time.

 
I think one poster said it best, this isnt a crazy rebuild like FSU is. A guy like Jedd Fisch would jump at this gig. But UF will absolutely have to pay the suck tax. (80-90M deal) Reason I say Fisch..outside of the fact that it would be a promotion for him, hes a good offensive mind and he apparently is a UF alum...hes not going to demand a competitive NIL program like some of the other coaches they are naming. (Kiffin, Lanning especially). Fisch is doing pretty good at AZ with little to no NIL program. If UF boosters are going to stay cheap on the NIL front..they will need a coach that wont demand that they change course. I could be wrong.
 
I think one poster said it best, this isnt a crazy rebuild like FSU is. A guy like Jedd Fisch would jump at this gig. But UF will absolutely have to pay the suck tax. (80-90M deal) Reason I say Fisch..outside of the fact that it would be a promotion for him, hes a good offensive mind and he apparently is a UF alum...hes not going to demand a competitive NIL program like some of the other coaches they are naming. (Kiffin, Lanning especially). Fisch is doing pretty good at AZ with little to no NIL program. If UF boosters are going to stay cheap on the NIL front..they will need a coach that wont demand that they change course. I could be wrong.

Ummm…Fisch is at Washington now
 
they need someone who has p5 hc experience not a coordinator or g5 guy. honestly, I think this is a quicker rebuild than FSU. that programs culture is so bad.

I disagree a bit. The culture is horrible at both, only reason I would lean towards fsu being the easier rebuild is the fact that you can build a winner more quickly facing ACC competition than SEC.
Oh wait, fsu is going to the SEC, or so their fans say...............
 
Myself and a fellow cane were enjoying the FSU misery when a Gator fan popped in. I decided to respond with violence.

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One of the main reasons we make fun of them is because of statements like the very first one.

Ive never heard a member of our fanbase ( male ) say they would perform a sexual act on another man if something were to come true.

And the other clown school up the road has fans ready to eat **** out of an ice cream cone if they lose.

well… nysom may beg to differ there.
 
Fortunately, these programs tend to overcorrect and not hire the same profile coach that they just had to fire. I would be surprised to see a smaller school coach replace Napier solely because of that.
I have to agree, they will pull another gem out of the refuse pile and it will be glorious. No way Lane wants any part of that dumpster fire, it will take at least 3 years to get on track. He hates recruiting so maybe even longer. He's not leaving Ol' **** where he is a king to go party in Hogtown.
 
After reading so much of uf/fsu insiders posts it’s so clear to me that our insiders are more measured/accurate and less sunshine pumper-ish.

Thank you to our insiders for keeping us even keeled compared to the disasters that are uf/fsu’s message boards.
Great point

When you know your product is mediocre you really gotta sell it to keep people engaged

But when your product is legit you just point to the scoreboard

**** we’ve been on the other side of it for a long time we know what it looks like
 
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Urban Meyer faked a heart attack to get out of Hogtown.

Never forget.

"A Catholic school." The guy who was groping women in public? I guess that checks out (and I'm Catholic, so don't give me **** about that joke)...



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If he is so great and his last tenure was the best in UF history why wouldn't that be enough to get him in? Plus I doubt he really cares about their Ring of Honor. That kind of thing might matter to an alum like Mario but I don't think Urban is losing sleep because he might not get into their Ring of Honor.
 
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