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Ben Hill Griffin holds 88K. They sold us 4K. Conservatively, I'll bet our fans got their hands on another 4-6K.

So you're looking at 80K Gator fans max. Not an unimpressive number. But it's not like Michigan or Ohio Taint.

Oh, and as I recall, SOMEHOW Mario was able to take an Oregon team into Ohio Taint's stadium and come away with a W.

These goofy douchebags are trying to scurr us.
 
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Canestomp said:
Joe Dirt had his morning LoG show today and he spent a third of it ripping our fans. I think Joe is more concerned with public opinion than on-field product.

Let me paraphrase some of these hot takes Mr. Dirt made:

Not sold on Miami's defensive line because Miami going against a vaunted SEC offensive line. Made the comparison in the trenches to Austin or Marshall within the 'G4'--essentially saying it's easy for our defense to look good against opponents in the ACC but its unproven against an SEC team (despite the TAMU win).

Mentioned Reuben Bain being a good pass rusher, else on Reuben Bain "his own words":
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Referenced our lack of TEs use last year as a reason we're flat on offense. Didn't mention injury as reason.
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On Miami Wide Receivers:
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Right after, says we actually have two 800 yard receivers and a one portal receiver with 800 yards at another school so it doesn't count as three WRs with 800+.


I tried to keep listening but Mr. Dirt just kept on going on about Miami fans and our opinions. Reminded me of a quote from GoT. Brandon Dirt ain't no lion.
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My friend, please do not give this man any viewership. You're contributing to his ability to pay the rent for that swanky closet in his mom's boyfriend's doublewide.
 
No_Fly_Zone said:
My friend, please do not give this man any viewership. You're contributing to his ability to pay the rent for that swanky closet in his mom's boyfriend's doublewide.
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It was a one-and-done. Well, I'll be back in his "eating-crow, post-loss" segment gloating insufferably. I just went there to collect receipts.
 
I’m not going to undersell the swamp or its impact on this game. That said, they average two home losses a year against a variety of teams. Acting like this is some impenetrable fortress or death is stupid. The thing we cannot do is let those dip****s think they can impact the game. Weather the initial surge and then dominate and there will be a lot of people sad
 
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IT'S NOT THE EYES THAT ARE THE PROBLEM, MO-FO...

It's the Joe Dirt hair, the ****ed-up grill, and the peach-fuzz goatee...

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TheOriginalCane said:
IT'S NOT THE EYES THAT ARE THE PROBLEM, MO-FO...

It's the Joe Dirt hair, the ****ed-up grill, and the peach-fuzz goatee...

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Olson and Donno supposedly having a gameday crossover episode at 10a Saturday. I need Donno to give Mr. Dirt a swirly in his own filthy mop bucket.

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Felonious Monk said:
Tuesday morning will be a rough time for him. You should be comforting and supportive. Maybe redecorate his office. Extend an olive branch by sharing some Hurricanes memorabilia with him. Bring him donuts in the morning. A lot of bakeries will do custom orders for orange and green frosting. Maybe buy him some orange and green M&Ms as a nice snack to keep on his desk, link below.

But don't mention the game. That would be cruel.

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I have a buddy who works with some dude that’s a huge Jet fan. When he got to work one Monday morning after a Jets loss to the fins they had painted his entire office Dolphin colors. Door, chair, stapler everything
 
TRick72 said:
I have a buddy who works with some dude that’s a huge Jet fan. When he got to work one Monday morning after a Jets loss to the fins they had painted his entire office Dolphin colors. Door, chair, stapler everything
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See what remote work took away from some people? This is the type of bonding that only be forged through working side by side in an office with ****** parking and a questionable cleaning crew.
 
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