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simplycanes said:
Real conversation with a G@t0r fan about 5 minutes ago...

"The ACC sucks though."
"It's 4-1 against the SEC so far."
"OK, but UM hasn't played anybody."
"True, we haven't played an ACC opponent yet... Is Texas A&M still in the SEC?"
"Oh. Yeah. OK, that was a good win."

The planet these guys live on is way out there.
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Narratives are fun
 
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RVACane said:
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I mean……

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TC@ne said:
So best case situation here is AD malpractice a la Blake James, got it. Thanks for making your opposition’s argument for them, GatorGr808.
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It's actually worse than that.

This GR808 idiot is trying to backslide into a conclusion that "people really want the Florida job" by claiming that Florida got its top choice "4 out of 5 times".

Ah, yes, but let's analyze a bit.

One thing that he does is to act as if Muschimp, McShark****er, Mullet, and Slingblade Billy got "enough" time and patience...because "4 years" (at least with Chimpy and Mullet). Oh, and McShark****er "fired himself".

Meanwhile, he ignores all of the pressure put on these coaches BEFORE their precious "4 years" were up.

For instance...Muschimp...#5 recruiting class...#7 recruiting class...#9 recruiting class...but when Captain Insane-O followed his 11-2 second season with a 4-8 third season in which he lost the last 7 games (including losses to Georgia Southern and Vandy), the heat was on. Year 3. It took the major intervention of AD "Axel" Foley to avert a Year 3 firing of Chimpy.

McShark****er...sure, he "fired himself" in Year 3. But why? After two consecutive SEC championship game appearances, the Gator fans started screaming for the firing of McShark****er after a 3-4 record and the "death threats" comment. But the "death threats" comment was likely true (if unprovable), just like Florida fans are NOW threatening Slingblade Billy and Couch and Stricklin.

Mullet...again, in the VERY NEXT YEAR after getting The Gator into the SEC-CG, the pressure was on in Year 4. Just like with Chimpy and McShark****er, Mullet didn't win "quite enough" or "the right games" and was under massive pressure REGARDLESS of past success.

Yes, Chimpy got TWO YEARS after his best season of 11 wins. McShark****er got a HALF YEAR after two consecutive SEC-CG appearances. And Mullet got ONE YEAR after his best season. So, yeah, MAYBE there's a pattern here.

Alright, point #2. It's beyond obvious at this point that The Gator should be hiring a head coach from another Power Five program. And, sure, maybe they got a bit overconfident by hiring Urban Myth away from (soon-to-be-P5) Utah. But they followed this with...hiring a coordinator...hiring a G5 head coach...hiring an SEC head coach (the ONE guy that GR808 acknowledges was not UiF's first choice, as he was a "backup plan")...and hiring another G5 coach...so how can one POSSIBLY argue that the Florida job is sooooo desirable? I don't care if Chimpy and McShark****er and Slingblade Billy were "first choices", they were also guys that SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN HIRED BY FLORIDA, and for whom there wasn't a ton of other competition. So how does Florida know that they could have hired "anyone", when three of the last four guys have been sub-par candidates (and the one GOOD candidate was a "backup plan")? And for this, they want to blame their ADs?

Finally, let's look at the history of how Gator corches get tossed out of Hogtown...

---Zookie went down to Fraternity Row to fight a bunch of frat boys...
---Urban Myth faked a heart attack...
---Muschimp went Captain Insane-O a few too many times...
---McShark****er publicly disclosed fan death threats that he couldn't prove...
---Mullet might as well have posted his resume publicly on Indeed, and pretty much stopped recruiting altogether...
---Slingblade Billy...who knows...he's got a lot of interesting precedent to work from...

The Florida job is NOT a good one. NOT a Top Five job. NOT a Top Five job in the SEC. It is NOT a job that talented P5 head coaches are interested in (unless you are the "backup plan" of a coach who flunked his Miami interview TWICE).

Sorry. Those are facts.
 
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RVACane said:
Lanning would be out of his mind to leave Oregon for the gator when he isn’t an alumnus or from there. No way that happens.
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TheOriginalCane said:
This is how bad it gets on SwampAss 247...

The have a poster (BullGaytor) who picks an incredibly hyper-specific metric (Year 2 bump class, but only Portal, not all recruits)...

And then does a comparison to a currently-undefeated team...

And then tries to convince all of his fellow Gaytors that "things are not as bad as they seem"...

Hilarious...

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Hey now...the Gators got the 2nd highest level recruit that committed on a third Tuesday of the month during a full moon so they are clearly trending in the right direction!
 
wnycanesfan said:
The entire front 7 getting benched as well? Davis is still running. Kentucky didn't win because they were torching them in the passing game
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You are absolutely correct.

However, I would also point out something that the Deion-slurpers refuse to acknowledge. Cornerbacks and safeties ARE allowed to tackle running backs too.
 
UF has never had a dominant run, where they were the big dogs. Yes they have won titles and been really good in the past . They are really more like Auburn to be frank. Their fans have a really inflated opinion of them. They have never been it. Thats really why they they hate Miami.

FSU is somewhat similar but they rose because of being tied to us and those great games, which we won like 80% when both teams were good and finished the season good. U know the lurkers think im drinking kool aid. But we were what Bama is just way more national and polarising. And sorry but none of these schools now come close because where are the all of famers? And we never outspent the opponent either
 
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