Tears Gator Tears

You may have seen the list in one of my screenshots that one of them posted:

1. Urban
2. Lanning
3. Elko
And we shouldn’t need to go beyond the above three but if we do:
4. Kiffin
Well, knowing that urban and the university have bad blood, lanning and elko already have better jobs, and that kiffin isn’t making a lateral move, who are their realistic options?
 
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It doesn't take a lot of physicality to beat an overrated team that is shooting itself in the foot all game long...

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That built in sec excuse. We play a tough schedule. How is that anyone else’s problem? See when an sec team loses it’s ok cause it’s the “sec”. He using the Tennessee excuse lmao yo he’s cooked.

Now that some programs are taking sh serious now things are balancing out so that excuse ain’t going to work. The sec is weak with two top teams.
 
Exactly. Same as Captain Smith...

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Or Joseph Hazelwood.

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Have they tried baiting in him to claiming false death threats so they can fire him with cause yet?
You can only play that card once. Any more often and you'll end up looking like Mike and Worm out in front of the State Trooper's clubhouse. That said - I hope they try it.
 
You may have seen the list in one of my screenshots that one of them posted:

1. Urban
2. Lanning
3. Elko
And we shouldn’t need to go beyond the above three but if we do:
4. Kiffin

"Hey, Lane, it's Scott Stricklin, from the University of Florida, how are you?"

"I pulled out way early, she's a liar, man."

"Uh, OK, I am confused, what happened?"

"I am hanging up on you."
 
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Well, knowing that urban and the university have bad blood, lanning and elko already have better jobs, and that kiffin isn’t making a lateral move, who are their realistic options?

An OC/DC from a P5 school with prior experience maybe (Manny Diaz anyone?)

They could go the G5 route again but they’ll be too scared.
 
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You may have seen the list in one of my screenshots that one of them posted:

1. Urban
2. Lanning
3. Elko
And we shouldn’t need to go beyond the above three but if we do:
4. Kiffin
1. Coaching career is over;
2. Not leaving Oregon;
3. Maybe, but I'd lean "not too likely." I think Elko leaves for A&M because they can break the bank if they want him (and he has ties). Duke can up his pay and make going to UF a real decision;
4. Maybe. Does he get a staff that is any better than Billy's?
 
Vandy keeps their winning streak against FU alive this weekend.
I’m torn on this. As much as I’d enjoy bathing in their tears of misery, if they lose against Vandy (whose awful) they aren’t winning another game this year. That might **** them off enough to fire Billy. I hate it every time they win a game but a silver lining of them winning 2 more this year might be to buy Billy another year.

2024 is going to be a disaster for them no matter what so he’s a dead man walking either way.
 
I’m torn on this. As much as I’d enjoy bathing in their tears of misery, if they lose against Vandy (whose awful) they aren’t winning another game this year. That might **** them off enough to fire Billy. I hate it every time they win a game but a silver lining of them winning 2 more this year might be to buy Billy another year.

2024 is going to be a disaster for them no matter what so he’s a dead man walking either way.


A lot of people point out the payout of Slingblade Billy.

But let's not forget, if they fire Billy, they WILL try to hire a Power Five head coach. And those guys have BUYOUTS. So the amount that Florida spends will be unbelievably high, on both ends.
 
A lot of people point out the payout of Slingblade Billy.

But let's not forget, if they fire Billy, they WILL try to hire a Power Five head coach. And those guys have BUYOUTS. So the amount that Florida spends will be unbelievably high, on both ends.
UF could spend over 50 million in buyouts and then put another 50 million into a salary, all to lose 4-7 games a year.
 
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