Tears Gator Tears

[TheOriginalCane]

He fired no one...

You know the gators like to copy us. They see Mario making moves and Ol Billy is like " well gee golly maybe I should do the same"

Oh lord, Slingblade Billy has been copying off of Mario's exam FOR YEARS.

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

... to pursue his dream of owning and operating several ice cream trucks.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

... to pursue his dream of owning and operating several ice cream trucks.

Peagler better shave that beard, otherwise he is going to have A LOT of melted ice cream to deal with. His facial hair is going to look like dreadlocks...

 

[Cryptical Envelopment]

... to pursue his dream of owning and operating several Chick-Fil-A's ice cream trucks.

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

Peagler better shave that beard, otherwise he is going to have A LOT of melted ice cream to deal with. His facial hair is going to look like dreadlocks...

There's the rub! Only a man with that sort of beard could ever dream of owning and operating a fleet of ice cream trucks. But, owning and operating a fleet of ice cream trucks will ruin that sort of beard. Like all gators, he's doomed to be unhappy.

 

[TRick72]

So this is the guy that’s gonna be in charge of Corey Raymond? View attachment 231012

He looks like a Garbage Pail Kid

 

[TRick72]

... to pursue his dream of owning and operating several ice cream trucks.

He does look like a pedophile

 

[LokiCane]

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

He does look like a pedophile

I wouldn't say that.
Just, you know, he kind of looks like the type who might use music and candy to lure small children away from their homes.

 

[Cryptical Envelopment]

I wouldn't say that.
Just, you know, he kind of looks like the type who might use music and candy to lure small children away from their homes.

This isn't applicable, but I stumbled across it trying to find a gif of Billy Corgan as the creepy ice cream man in the "Today" video and decided to stop here because it made me happy.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

I wouldn't say that.
Just, you know, he kind of looks like the type who might use music and candy to lure small children away from their homes.

All I can think about when I see that new Gaytor DC is this classic scene in Dirty Work.

"Hello ice cream, having a good time, running around?"

 

[Canes2082]

That one comment…Lol why would Muschamp leave his alma mater and all that talent to coach the Gators

 

[aelmiami]

That one comment…Lol why would Muschamp leave his alma mater and all that talent to coach the Gators

Muschamp is in a place he’ll probably never get fired. **** if Kirby leaves he may even be the next guy in line. Dudes are delusional.

 

[Canes2082]

 

[Canes2082]

 

[Cryptical Envelopment]

Hey, a friendly Gator Hoop tears update...

Unranked UF (13-12, 9th in SEC) plays horrible Ole Miss tonight in an effort to snap their 3-game losing streak, after allowing Vandy to snap their 9-game losing streak against them this past weekend in Gainesville. Fin.

Update: UF ELIMINATED.

 

[Alex Del Piero]

 

[AUcane]

That';s a big loss right before Spring ball. Colbert was widely regarded as one of the top WRCs in the country iirc.

 

[JD08]

 

[flagator86]

Dammit

Edit: already posted