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305407cane said:
Two things:
Mark stoops is a good coach. That team doesn’t have a ton of talent and they play hard and disciplined.

If Florida wants to win they need to run AR like Arkansas runs Jefferson. But you risk injury
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Yes. And if AR-15 gets hurt, the Gaytors' dropoff at QB is ENORMOUS. The Gaytors might go winless in the SEC if they have to play with AR-15's backup QBs. It's why Slingblade Billy offered to svck Rashada's d!ck if he committed to the Gaytors.
 
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305407cane said:
Two things:
Mark stoops is a good coach. That team doesn’t have a ton of talent and they play hard and disciplined.
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And this is what i HAVE to address. I hope Im not giving off the impression that we lost it more than UK won it because that’s not the case. Kentucky came into that game knowing they have everything they needed to beat us. They’re no longer the pesky UK team, they play like they KNOW they belong and deserve to beat in close games with the top teams in the nation and that’s a credit to Stoops.
 
DTP said:
Very surprised at the lack of designed QB runs. Richardson only had 6 carries and at least 4 of those were scrambles from drop backs. I feel like you’re really playing away from your quarterback’s strength if you don’t run that dude at least 10 times a game.
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You seen how early in the game he took off up the middle on what looked like it was gonna be a 10+ yard run but the UK LB popped the **** out of him and it was only like a 3-4 yard gain? Play calling got scared after that lol
 
flagator86 said:
You seen how early in the game he took off up the middle on what looked like it was gonna be a 10+ yard run but the UK LB popped the **** out of him and it was only like a 3-4 yard gain? Play calling got scared after that lol
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Yeah the linebacker lined up outside like he was going to rush the passer but as soon as they snapped the ball he shifted to the middle to defend the QB draw. Maybe it’s because they have nobody else but man, not running that dude takes a huge dimension away from the offense .
 
Florida Gaytors outcomes and potential outcomes...

1. Beat Utah - "Yah, AR-15 will win the Heisman, and the Gaytors should be ranked #12!!!"
2. Lose to Kentucky - "Let's blame AR-15 and ignore all of our other problems, like horrible gameday corching!!!"
3. Likely to beat USF - you know what a tough job it is to beat Florida in The Swamp, right?
4. Likely lose at Tennessee - "hey, this place doesn't look like The Swamp..."
5. Likely to beat Eastern Washington - "yeah, this is The Swamp I remember, where we play 6 of our first 7 games (and our 8th game is in Jacksonville)..."
6. Likely to lose to Mizzou - sure, it's a home game, but AR-15 will be physically and mentally broken by this point.
7. Likely to beat LSU - if F$U can do it, the Gaytors can too, right? Plus "The Swamp", amirite?
8. Likely to lose to Georgia - come on now...
9. Likely to beat aTm - if App State can do it, the Gaytors can too, right?
10. Likely to lose to South Carolina - I just want the Gaytors to invite all those SC flipz candidates to The Swamp, only to lose...
11. Likely to beat Vanderbilt - IF IF IF the Gaytors don't have to use AR-15's backups...
12. Likely to lose to F$U - "Oh, no, we suck again!"...ACC, ACC, ACC...

6-6. And then 5-7 if I'm wrong on the aTm game...
 
DTP said:
Yeah the linebacker lined up outside like he was going to rush the passer but as soon as they snapped the ball he shifted to the middle to defend the QB draw. Maybe it’s because they have nobody else but man, not running that dude takes a huge dimension away from the offense .
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Yea remember Jack Miller, our OSU transfer, is out for 5ish weeks and the back up is Jon Kitna’s son Jalen Kitna then a walk on. I still believe that, like you said, gotta call runs for AR and coach him to get down at the first site of contact
 
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flagator86 said:
Yea remember Jack Miller, our OSU transfer, is out for 5ish weeks and the back up is Jon Kitna’s son Jalen Kitna then a walk on. I still believe that, like you said, gotta call runs for AR and coach him to get down at the first site of contact
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Yeah. His legs are arguably the biggest offensive weapon. Maybe not send him up the gut 20 times a game but incorporate some zone read or something.
 
Mikeiavelli said:
So not one of the 400 gaytor staff members thought to say ... Sir corcH nApier...why are we going for it on 4 th down here?
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In all fairness, Sunbelt Slingblade Billy was torn on those two fourth down calls, he was considering the possibility of telling AR-15 to just run it out of the back of the end zone for a safety.

Except AR-15 hadn't run that far all day...

So Sunbelt Slingblade Billy made the right call in that situation by telling AR-15 to go forward instead of backwards...
 
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RVACane said:
Unreal. And they didn’t even have Tennessee jump them who’s undefeated and beat Pitt
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Lol this write up was basically “so remember when UF beat Utah? We do too! And since it’s the Gator and we’re hacks, that win counts as a win every week for the next three weeks!”

Meanwhile, Tennessee doesn’t move at all and the three people who booed at our game get a shout out. Absolutely pathetic writing and analysis.
 
dk72 said:
Love this comment by David Hyde in one of his articles .."Then there was Kentucky, which ended the Anthony Richardson's Heisman Trophy campaign before Florida even had a chance to print up a batch of promotional Jorts."
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I saw that too... Cracked me up during church this morning 😂😂😂
 
407cane said:
I just can't believe the gators went through a whole offseason with a qb with this kind of accuracy and thought they would be successful
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Shut your filthy mouth...didn't you see that 10 second hype video of AR-15 that the Gaytors porsted, the one where he throws a beautiful non-spiral 7 yards, the one where his receiver has to stop and reach back to make the catch?

That pass was COMPLETE, you hater...
 
561Cane said:
To my Gaytor Tears family, if you ever want to know what euphoria feels like, make a trip to the Old Key Lime House in Palm Beach County. It's a Gaytor sports bar. Last night you knew who would be there....ME!!

A large crowd gathered, my guess around 600 lizards to watch their beloved Gaytors. The energy was in the air expecting a victory as kick-off approached. The AR-15 chants came early and often, Jello shots flowing after every Gaytor score throughout the game, and Tom Petty music playing in the background after every TV timeout! Myself, I was dressed in a white t-shirt, blue shorts and my UM hat...had the evil-eye look directed towards me the entire night and loved it!

By the second half, the ****iness from the Gaytor was subdued. You could see the nervousness from the Lizards. They kept chanting, AR-15, AR-15! Run the ball! Make something happen! You're a 1st rd pick! A Heisman favorite! I heard it all!!! Late in the 4th, the chants and yelling turned to frustration and disappointment. The Gaytor realized they weren't that good. With 4 minutes left, dozens upon dozens headed for home. Yours truly, asked the bartender for Bourbon to sip on as the game was coming to an end enjoying A Kentucky victory!

Go Gaytorzzz!!
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To be honest I did the same from my local la area on the marina gator HQ (I do love this place)
www.tonyps.com

Tony P's Dockside Grill

We have been voted by local newspapers and TV Stations for Marina del Rey. As the best steak, seafood, outside dining and restaurant service team. We have favorite wine list and business lunch spot.
www.tonyps.com
 
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