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Oh, lord, Billy just decided to stop slow-playing a kid from Jax who was desperate not to go to school in Pennsylvania. Yay, you...


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Cajuncane said:
there once was a school who hired a staph
and they all sucked at recruiting some with no class
they couldn't recruit or keep who they had
what Mario did to them was oh so so sad

they soon learned a lesson they knew they should heed
That Miami and Mario took whoever they'd need
they left them with scrubs and walk-ons galore
and soon found The U would be king ever more
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This is your best one yet. Excellent!
 
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They got a plan C local guy with a pretty crappy offer list (PSU was far and away his best offer) that had been begging them for a scholly that they didn't really want and another Plan C local kid (they thought they were getting Young or Baxter lol) who is a UF legacy that they had to fight tooth and nail for all spring and summer. Solid face-saving day, but there isn't a lot of low-hanging fruit like this out there for UF.
 
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RVACane said:
They got Webb, the RB? Is he slow? This is going to be a slow team
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Yeah, they didn't want him for the loooongest time.

Now, Billy will suck any AIDS-infested d!ck if it's got 4 stars...

Next up, they'll take Sorey, who nobody likes at WR. They have a bunch of crap on their website about "figure it out once we get him on campus". Literally, the DEFINITION of signing a kid only to get his 4 stars in your class average.
 
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