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RVACane you got skeletons in your closet? gatorfanmeth? Oh the shame, the pain... tell me it isn't so.
Honestly, I had a feeling because of his name but there was always hope that it wasn’t the case - like that one executioner’s rifle without a live bullet but of course SUckGaytor51 had to show me that all the rifles had live rounds.
 
this was alot of our own fans when we were closer to our glory days. Im proud to say most of the board doesnt use this BS excuse man. I hated the saying I want guy who want to be canes, thats loser talk IMO.
Is this where they’re at???
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I only want guys who want to be Canes.

He’s got that South Florida dog in him.

South Florida 3 stars are like everyone else’s 4 stars.

He doesn’t want to compete.
 
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Wait, they lost four games because COVID cut their training time short? Oh that’s right, the rest of the world wasn’t also dealing with that issue. Just north central Florida. They weren’t installing a new scheme or bringing in new coaches. If anything, having returning coordinators on both sides gave them an advantage during the COVID season.
 
Wait, they lost four games because COVID cut their training time short? Oh that’s right, the rest of the world wasn’t also dealing with that issue. Just north central Florida. They weren’t installing a new scheme or bringing in new coaches. If anything, having returning coordinators on both sides gave them an advantage during the COVID season.
Covid cutting practices short? In Turdsville?? Surely this is a lie. In fact, I seem to remember everything was just peaches up there. I recall their corch complaining about the limited occupancy in his stadium and asking to fill up the stands. They must be talking about Forfeit State.
 
I mean he might do a good job but this is the career history of the guy they are always claiming is amongst the elite S&C Coordinators in college football… and they have been claiming that for 1-2 years now???

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Covid cutting practices short? In Turdsville?? Surely this is a lie. In fact, I seem to remember everything was just peaches up there. I recall their corch complaining about the limited occupancy in his stadium and asking to fill up the stands. They must be talking about Forfeit State.
The 2020 Florida gaytors did not lose that bowl game to Oklahoma. That was not the 2020 Florida gaytors you were watching in orange & blue.
 
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Just a reminder... FACTS:

1- Miami has 67% more National Championships than UF does.

2- Miami upset UF the first time UM and UF ever played.

3- Miami leads the all-time series against UF, even though UF is a much older school and program. SEC! SEC!

4- Miami has a winning record against UF in Miami. AND at Florida Field.

5- In the last 43 years, Miami is 12-5 vs. UF.

6- A ranked Miami team has only lost TWICE to UF since the dawn of man (in 1982 #15 UM lost to #16 UF by a score of 17-14 and also in 1959 when we were ranked #12). Process that.

7- But Miami has beaten a ranked UF team 10 TIMES. UF has NEVER, EVER beaten a top 10 ranked Miami team. EVER. Think about that.

8- Miami is 8-1 vs. UF when both teams are ranked (89%).

9- Miami is 4-1 vs. top 10 ranked UF teams. UF is 0-7 vs. top 10 ranked UM teams.

10- UF quit playing us regularly. Since then Miami is 5-2 vs. UF when we've gotten you to play. Probably a good call.

11- The Seminole War Canoe Trophy lives in Miami. Forever.


The Gator Flop. UF sucks. We f'ing own you. This little, new, small private school down south is your daddy. Just accept it.

TEARS FOREVER.



Thank you,

Mgmt.

Man Wrestle GIF
 
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Just a reminder... FACTS:

1- Miami has more National Championships than UF does.

2- Miami won the first time UM and UF ever played.

3- Miami leads the all-time series against UF, even though UF is a much older school and program. SEC! SEC!

4- Miami has a winning record against UF in Miami. AND at Florida Field.

5- In the last 43 years, Miami is 12-5 vs. UF.

6- A ranked Miami team has only lost TWICE to UF since the dawn of man (in 1982 #15 UM lost to #16 UF by a score of 17-14 and also in 1959 when we were ranked #12). Process that.

7- But Miami has beaten a ranked UF team 10 TIMES. UF has NEVER, EVER beaten a top 10 ranked Miami team. EVER. Think about that.

8- Miami is 8-1 vs. UF when both teams are ranked (89%).

9- Miami is 4-1 vs. top 10 ranked UF teams. UF is 0-7 vs. top 10 ranked UM teams.

10- UF quit playing us regularly. Since then Miami is 5-2 vs. UF when we've gotten you to play. Probably a good call.

11- The Seminole War Canoe Trophy lives in Miami. Forever.


The Gator Flop. UF sucks. We f'ing own you. This little, new, small private school down south is your daddy. Just accept it.

TEARS FOREVER.



Thank you,

Mgmt.

Man Wrestle GIF
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Just a reminder... FACTS:

1- Miami has more National Championships than UF does.

2- Miami won the first time UM and UF ever played.

3- Miami leads the all-time series against UF, even though UF is a much older school and program. SEC! SEC!

4- Miami has a winning record against UF in Miami. AND at Florida Field.

5- In the last 43 years, Miami is 12-5 vs. UF.

6- A ranked Miami team has only lost TWICE to UF since the dawn of man (in 1982 #15 UM lost to #16 UF by a score of 17-14 and also in 1959 when we were ranked #12). Process that.

7- But Miami has beaten a ranked UF team 10 TIMES. UF has NEVER, EVER beaten a top 10 ranked Miami team. EVER. Think about that.

8- Miami is 8-1 vs. UF when both teams are ranked (89%).

9- Miami is 4-1 vs. top 10 ranked UF teams. UF is 0-7 vs. top 10 ranked UM teams.

10- UF quit playing us regularly. Since then Miami is 5-2 vs. UF when we've gotten you to play. Probably a good call.

11- The Seminole War Canoe Trophy lives in Miami. Forever.


The Gator Flop. UF sucks. We f'ing own you. This little, new, small private school down south is your daddy. Just accept it.

TEARS FOREVER.



Thank you,

Mgmt.

Man Wrestle GIF

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