Tears Gator Tears

[Dwinstitles]

I can't remember where you are from. Did you have the displeasure of growing up with them, as many on this board did?

jersey

no thank God i dont have or know anyone who likes them

 

[Cryptical Envelopment]

Must be weird when the team you think isn't worth of being your rival has an all time 29-26 W/L record against you, has won 7 of the last 9 against you, and has more 67% more National Championships than you.

But then again, these are people who think Canesville is a place that people want to go to, not flee from.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

This thread is delivering more than the Mailman, Jesus Christ, and Domino's combined.

We are working towards "Antonio Cromartie" levels...gotta have goals...

 

[Brains]

jersey

no thank God i dont have or know anyone who likes them

I am from West Palm Beach. It is literally the northern terminus of where we have a significant fanbase on the east coast of Florida. By the time you're in Jupiter, it is overwhelmingly lizard.

 

[Brains]

We are working towards "Antonio Cromartie" levels...gotta have goals...

I wonder if Maury Povich University will offer him an honorary degree in obstetrics.

 

[Dwinstitles]

I am from West Palm Beach. It is literally the northern terminus of where we have a significant fanbase on the east coast of Florida. By the time you're in Jupiter, it is overwhelmingly lizard.

Ill pray for u man lol

 

[TheOriginalCane]

I wonder if Maury Povich University will offer him an honorary degree in obstetrics.

I have personally nominated Antonio Cromartie for a Nobel Prize for his advancements in the field of genetics.

 

[mirvin88]

CJ Henderson?


* **** near couldn't type it without laughing.

They got us beat in the Hall of ***gots category though with Aaron Hernandez.

 

[RVACane]

I wonder if Maury Povich University will offer him an honorary degree in obstetrics.

Whoa... I graduated from the same school as Maury.

 

[Baba Yaga]

Because **** em, that's why.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

You know how you can tell when the Gaytor fans have officially lost their minds (besides everyday)?

When they have a TWENTY-FOUR page thread in 9 hours that gets b!tchy just because Bud Elliott (accurately) stated that Miami's recruiting class is "surging" over Florida's.

No joke.

The Sunshine State Scorecard: Hurricanes surging over Gators

The Sunshine State Scorecard: Hurricanes surging over Gators

247sports.com

 

[TheOriginalCane]

I would like to know about these $80 round-trip plane flights (bullet train?) between Tuscaloosa and Miami.

 

[Hurricane Warrior]

I would like to know about these $80 round-trip plane flights (bullet train?) between Tuscaloosa and Miami.


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Private Chopper

 

[TheOriginalCane]

More Gaytor news.

I guess this means they are getting Leonard Taylor...

DT Elijah Conliffe's college career over due to injury

A Florida defensive tackle will end his college career following an injury that sidelined him for the entire 2019 season.

247sports.com

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Private Chopper

Someone needs to do a video edit of Saban in a chopper with the Predator "Get to the chopper" line.

 

[Cryptical Envelopment]

More Gaytor news.

I guess this means they are getting Leonard Taylor...

DT Elijah Conliffe's college career over due to injury

A Florida defensive tackle will end his college career following an injury that sidelined him for the entire 2019 season.

247sports.com

I've been screaming it from the rooftops, 2021 and 2022 are when all these lost counters are going to come back to wreck UF.

His loss leaves Florida with a pretty significant void in the middle of the defensive line in terms of classes. The Gators have three senior defensive tackles returning in Kyree Campbell, Tedarrell Slaton and Marlon Dunlap, but they have no sophomores or juniors, meaning the interior of the defensive line will be extremely young in 2021.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

I've been screaming it from the rooftops, 2021 and 2022 are when all these lost counters are going to come back to wreck UF.

His loss leaves Florida with a pretty significant void in the middle of the defensive line in terms of classes. The Gators have three senior defensive tackles returning in Kyree Campbell, Tedarrell Slaton and Marlon Dunlap, but they have no sophomores or juniors, meaning the interior of the defensive line will be extremely young in 2021.

It's funny when one of Turdbarrel's primary attributes is that he is a senior.

It will be even funnier when the Gaytor Brand whiffs on all of the great 2021 DLs in SoFla.

Mullet needs to fire up the Gaytor Hot Tub Portalz Machine.

 

[Cryptical Envelopment]

It's funny when one of Turdbarrel's primary attributes is that he is a senior.

It will be even funnier when the Gaytor Brand whiffs on all of the great 2021 DLs in SoFla.

Mullet needs to fire up the Gaytor Hot Tub Portalz Machine.

#UFWhiffs

 

[who]

You know how you can tell when the Gaytor fans have officially lost their minds (besides everyday)?

When they have a TWENTY-FOUR page thread in 9 hours that gets b!tchy just because Bud Elliott (accurately) stated that Miami's recruiting class is "surging" over Florida's.

No joke.

The Sunshine State Scorecard: Hurricanes surging over Gators

The Sunshine State Scorecard: Hurricanes surging over Gators

247sports.com

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Also crying about it being an open thread. They want to cry behind that VIP wall. There’s no hiding from @djnellz.

 

[mirvin88]