Here's my Holiday card to OSU:
Ryan Day - fu.cc you
Brandon Inniss - Go work your glory hole bich....and you know which side of the wall is yours.
Brian Hartline - fu.cc off and die (on an ATV)
Jeremiah Smiff - easy way out choosing bich
Matt Patricia - O, O, O, Ozempic your way to an early death
Julian Sayin - Nice name honey
OSU fans - Eat cyanide. Please
Buckeye mascot - I thought you used to coach Kansas, no?
Carnell Taint
OSU LBs - succ it
OSU cheerleaders - also succ it (but no teeth please)
Bo Jackson - you ain't THAT Bo Jackson
OSU OL - you finna get destroyed like Riley Reid's tur.d cutter in a low budget flick
Ohio State Third World Nation - succ it
Kayden McDonald - In N Out is way better
If I missed anyone else on that side, have a middle finger.
God Bless and Go Canes!