FSU...W T F...Seriously...W T F

[tcgrad1014]

Typical college boola boola. Who cares.

 

[For_The_U]

His wife looks young and hot.

These are my people.

 

[miamicanephins]

Was he wearing the turnover purse?

 

[South Side Chi Cane]

Rome never defeated Carthage.

You must be talking about something else because the Romans actually ****ed up the Carthaginians ****.

 

[rsa coral gables]

Looks like.a scene from Space Odyssey 2001.

 

[canesmang1]

Stop being such a beta op. Nothing wrong with this

 

[CrescentCityCane]

You must be talking about something else because the Romans actually ****ed up the Carthaginians ****.

Scipio AfriCaneus....Woof

 

[Empirical Cane]

This thread is gonna look bad when he beats us next year.

Oh...perhaps....I was trying to highlight the WTF are they doing moment...

just bizarre

 

[Empirical Cane]

Stop being such a beta op. Nothing wrong with this

Yes. My posts are filled with beta-ness.

I'm hosting a coconut water and brie party later, please do join.

 

[Empirical Cane]

Rome never defeated Carthage.

um...um...um..

The Punic War III says hi.

Rome tea bagged them.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

IF this video is accurate, there is a ton of bat **** crazy to unpack.




Who green lighted this at FSU? How in the world did Norvell agree to do this?

Is he Julius Ceasar coming down the Appia Antica soaking in the cheers of an adoring Rome after Carthage's defeat? Where are the small childen and women wailing as he passes? Courtesans throwing flowers and rose petals at his feet?

Even better...

I imagined the Imperial March from Star Wars playing as he walked the length of the field.

FSU minion: Lord Norvell, we didn't expect you so soon.

Darth Norvell: I came to personally oversee rebuilding of this ****hole program. The AD is not pleased with the progress. He banished the last Director to the Sarlacc Pit you know.

FSU minion: Sir, we are working as hard as we can to win 5-6 games each season!

Darth Norvell: The AD will be arriving shortly, you can tell him yourself.

FSU Minion: The AD, what, here!? We shall redouble our efforts. We will make Tallahassee even trashier than it has ever been.

AD: Ahhh, Lord Norvell, I see you have arrived. While this program is filled with soft, beta quiche eating facquit clowns, we will soon unleash the POWER of this fully operational Death Star upon the ACC Atlantic Division....


O M F G.

Even for FSU, **** is getting weird in college football.

F$U had to make up for that previous tweet, where there were about 8 people greeting Norvell when he got to campus (and half of those were photographers).

If someone has that other pathetic video, post it here too, let's keep all of the F$U social media disasters in one place.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

 

[RozayCane]

Buddy like 38 years old. But could pass for a 55 year old.

 

[Canaanite]

Buddy like 38 years old. But could pass for a 55 year old.

Yep coaching & recruiting will do that to you

 

[dookie blaylock]

i hate that i have to hate norvell now. dude is a good coach.

 

[SneakyFriendlyCrow]

Wow already being treated like a gawd

 

[JD08]

Yes. My posts are filled with beta-ness.

I'm hosting a coconut water and brie party later, please do join.

Will there be avocado toast and a selection of locally sourced vegetables?

 

[linesniper]

Let Manolo crash the next FSU coaching clinic and see what happens to him next year now that Maximus has arrived.

 

[Gatorhater]

Rome never defeated Carthage.

Not that anyone cares but yeah it did. Three famous wars and won all three. Julius Ceasar missed them by about 50 years. This seemed over the top but after the Dora Explorer Backpack what can we expect. The problem is Manny lost the one ACC coach he could beat.

 

[Tank Canes ‘92]

Typical college boola boola. Who cares.

They did this hero worship crap when I was still around Oklahoma state and they hired Les Miles. They held pep rallies in the basketball stadium just for Les. The team wasn’t even there. He used to bring his small kid to these events.

This thing at FSU was 1000x worse though. Like the OP said, it was something straight out of Star Wars, like the ceremony for Luke and Han after Luke destroyed the Death Star.