FSU...W T F...Seriously...W T F

[UMinati]

Murr krimmus, GO NOES!

 

[Fawk_U Haters]

I made an entire thread about it.

The data proves you wrong.

Take the L.

No you have 1 stat that tries to prove your point. What about second half points scored (71st), Third down conversion (94th), total offense is 65th.

KB is only good if the team can't play a lick of defense. Also everyone says Manny and our defensive staff is trash, you included right? Our defense pushed their **** in, something you would know about. If our staff is trash and we absolutely destroyed KB what does that make him?

 

[PredaCane]

um...um...um..

The Punic War III says hi.

Rome tea bagged them.

That's the europeanized version of events. But ok.

 

[Empirical Cane]

That's the europeanized version of events. But ok.

Ok.

They are meekly waiving to you from Carthage razed to the ground in ~146 BCE.

Also, Scipio Alemanius is asking how deez nutz taste cuz we gotta bbq party goin on ovah here!

 

[Empirical Cane]

Briles is very good so your point is garbage.

He wasn’t the reason they sucked this year.

NY...

I think a key data point for Briles is he somehow managed to lose to a team HC'd by Manuela and DC'd by Baker.

It's a worse fate that taking an L to Golden-D'No combo.

 

[TheCaneShow2001]

IF this video is accurate, there is a ton of bat **** crazy to unpack.




Who green lighted this at FSU? How in the world did Norvell agree to do this?

Is he Julius Ceasar coming down the Appia Antica soaking in the cheers of an adoring Rome after Carthage's defeat? Where are the small childen and women wailing as he passes? Courtesans throwing flowers and rose petals at his feet?

Even better...

I imagined the Imperial March from Star Wars playing as he walked the length of the field.

FSU minion: Lord Norvell, we didn't expect you so soon.

Darth Norvell: I came to personally oversee rebuilding of this ****hole program. The AD is not pleased with the progress. He banished the last Director to the Sarlacc Pit you know.

FSU minion: Sir, we are working as hard as we can to win 5-6 games each season!

Darth Norvell: The AD will be arriving shortly, you can tell him yourself.

FSU Minion: The AD, what, here!? We shall redouble our efforts. We will make Tallahassee even trashier than it has ever been.

AD: Ahhh, Lord Norvell, I see you have arrived. While this program is filled with soft, beta quiche eating facquit clowns, we will soon unleash the POWER of this fully operational Death Star upon the ACC Atlantic Division....


O M F G.

Even for FSU, **** is getting weird in college football.

Just look at some of the fruits that root for FSU