Here's my guess as to how this all went down:
* The She Devil proclaimed that she didn't want Pyrite fired until her watch ended.
* Empty Suit called a presser and said that Pyrite would be our coach for the foreseeable future.
* Pyrite then goes in his bunker while trying to land every local kid available in an effort to sway the opinion of his overlords.
* El Presidente is hired. He immediately meets with pyrite to tell him his job is safe for this season.
* He then sits down for a plate of gefilte fish with rice and beans.
* Then immediately returns to his task of helping the US government finish its takeover of 18% of GDP (the healthcare industry).
