Frank Beamer Is Rolling In His Grave

This is fire.

He is young enough to make it work.

This is probably the most fun he will have all year because they won’t win many games.
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I like to think the video cuts out right at the point the fire alarms went off and the sprinkler systems activated causing $100k in damage to their facility.

Lil Beamer standing on the sidewalk outside drenched explaining what happened to the 80 firefighters that arrived.
 
Do young black kids respect when older white men of authority attempt to ingratiate themselves by acting like circus buffoons? I saw this with the Brian kelly video, where he was grinding on that recruits *** to feel closer to "duh kulture."

Just for the record, Steele don't play that chit. I listen to Fortunate Son, hunt ground hogs before sun-up, and **** in a colander to save the reusables. Steele doesn't grind, doesn't *** with his Timbs on, and once made a fat Auburn kid do Oklahoma drills until the National Guard was called in to stop practice.


I have to say, it's a far better schtick than @nystateofmind ...
 
I like to think the video cuts out right at the point the fire alarms went off and the sprinkler systems activated causing $100k in damage to their facility.

Lil Beamer standing on the sidewalk outside drenched explaining what happened to the 80 firefighters that arrived.
As a car drives by blaring Once Bitten, Twice Shy.
 
the fans here in Columbia love him...word is the players do as well...SC is the ONLY school other than Miami I will ever root for to win a Natty...frankly, the CLemmies around here are so bad, I would love to see it happen just to tick them off.
 
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Yet still not quite as cringe as Brian Kelly.

Facts.

Brian Kelly looks like a registered *** offended in those creepy slow-mo videos he shoots with recruits; like he got that boner tucked into his waistband.
 
These cornballs will sell their soul to increase their odds to 3rd place on that hat table.

You gotta remember Shane Beamer is only 44 years old. He grew up with hip hop. Many white players get a deeper exposure to the culture from their black teammates and learn to appreciate. I loved “Turn My Swag On” when it came out. It’s probably Soulja Boy’s best song. He is only four years older than me. There is a chance he liked it too.

The best coaches are authentically tyrannical and authentically personable. Many of them don’t take themselves too seriously off the field. But like with most things, there is a fine line between cool and cringe. Beamer seems to understand the difference.

It may look corny to some, but he is showing his team and recruits he is probably a fun guy to play for. As a lower tier, irrelevant school in the strongest conference, he needs all the help he can get.
 
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His credibility?
He a extremely high paid PE coach.. Wouldnt you dance if you get a kings ransom for that? I didnt even know Beamer kid was a HC, kids look like they enjoyed it and it fits the whole content for social media BS people have to deal with.. What credibility did he have, is this dude saving the world or something?
 
Do young black kids respect when older white men of authority attempt to ingratiate themselves by acting like circus buffoons? I saw this with the Brian kelly video, where he was grinding on that recruits *** to feel closer to "duh kulture."

Just for the record, Steele don't play that chit. I listen to Fortunate Son, hunt ground hogs before sun-up, and **** in a colander to save the reusables. Steele doesn't grind, doesn't *** with his Timbs on, and once made a fat Auburn kid do Oklahoma drills until the National Guard was called in to stop practice.
Could easily be my favorite new account on here. More posts, please.
 
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