MEGA Everything & Everybody Sucks Megathread for Miserable Mopes & Sorry Slurpers (aka The Basura Bin)

[DerpaDerp]

 

[BS85]

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Who made this? It's a work for art. Also hoping they can plaster the ****** new OC's face over Gattis' whenever they're hired.

 

[Tru C]

We may have to hope that Gattis does some soul searching and gets it together lol

Does anyone have any case studies of such turnarounds by a coordinator who is coming off a historically dismal season? Thanks

 

[IndayArtHauz]

 

[Upper Volta]

The earth is scorching.

 

[RiDLer80]

You think you can contain the moping to one thread?

Go **** yourself.

 

[423Hurricane]

Yeah, we just sent you to the gulag. Potatoes on the menu again.

There’s a poster on here that might be able to give him tips on finding potatoes.

 

[EudocimusAlbus]

Honest question - what is there to talk about after a season like the one we just had? without changes and all

 

[TriStarCane]

There’s a poster on here that might be able to give him tips on finding potatoes.

This is absolutely the run away pick for Post of the Year right??

 

[Negro-Wan Kanobi]

You think you can contain the moping to one thread?

Go **** yourself.

Can you respond?

 

[ajacard]

If Miami and Mario want to play, coach and win with and against the bigger Power 5 schools like Bama, Florida, Georgia, Ohio st., USC, etc then they need to move on from there current OC/WR coach. Delaying the hire last year impacted recruiting and now we are in a worse situation with our OC/QB/WR recruiting. I think many on this board are missing is that we are missing out on critical skill, physical and team development this post season by not having OC/QB/WR coaches at the U. I don't think any other major program would allow what is going on for the last 2 years at the U to happen. I also do not think any major Organizations or businesses would allow it to happened at the executive level.

One thing no one is mentioning is that the buyout can be negotiated and possibly spread out over a number of years and reduced if he ever took another coaching job in College or the NFL. Given his age and his ego I am sure he will back coaching some place somewhere in 2023, 2024 and beyond.

If we are going to play with the big programs we have to stop acting and managing coaching issues like we are in the Ivy league or Division 2 football. This is what we have all said gave us 20 years of terrible football at the U.

Mario, Dan and Alonzo please step up before this personnel decision becomes a bigger problem for the U in 2023, 2024 and beyond.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Well, now, here's a completely brand new thought in a brand new thread that has never been expressed previously...

 

[Pentagon Cane]

If Miami and Mario want to play, coach and win with and against the bigger Power 5 schools like Bama, Florida, Georgia, Ohio st., USC, etc then they need to move on from there current OC/WR coach. Delaying the hire last year impacted recruiting and now we are in a worse situation with our OC/QB/WR recruiting. I think many on this board are missing is that we are missing out on critical skill, physical and team development this post season by not having OC/QB/WR coaches at the U. I don't think any other major program would allow what is going on for the last 2 years at the U to happen. I also do not think any major Organizations or businesses would allow it to happened at the executive level.

One thing no one is mentioning is that the buyout can be negotiated and possibly spread out over a number of years and reduced if he ever took another coaching job in College or the NFL. Given his age and his ego I am sure he will back coaching some place somewhere in 2023, 2024 and beyond.

If we are going to play with the big programs we have to stop acting and managing coaching issues like we are in the Ivy league or Division 2 football. This is what we have all said gave us 20 years of terrible football at the U.

Mario, Dan and Alonzo please step up before this personnel decision becomes a bigger problem for the U in 2023, 2024 and beyond.

In the military, you call this a BLUF--bottom line upfront of every argument made for 4 months.

 

[Caned Peach]

 

[Home Slice]

Indeed

 

[407cane]

Hmm.. Maybe we should be focusing on gattis

 

[Negro-Wan Kanobi]

Keep that post count at three, buddy.

 

[Canesfan1899]

You don’t say

 

[MovingZen]

for ***** sake man, you read the board less than you post?

 

[2xbamm]

If Miami and Mario want to play, coach and win with and against the bigger Power 5 schools like Bama, Florida, Georgia, Ohio st., USC, etc then they need to move on from there current OC/WR coach. Delaying the hire last year impacted recruiting and now we are in a worse situation with our OC/QB/WR recruiting. I think many on this board are missing is that we are missing out on critical skill, physical and team development this post season by not having OC/QB/WR coaches at the U. I don't think any other major program would allow what is going on for the last 2 years at the U to happen. I also do not think any major Organizations or businesses would allow it to happened at the executive level.

One thing no one is mentioning is that the buyout can be negotiated and possibly spread out over a number of years and reduced if he ever took another coaching job in College or the NFL. Given his age and his ego I am sure he will back coaching some place somewhere in 2023, 2024 and beyond.

If we are going to play with the big programs we have to stop acting and managing coaching issues like we are in the Ivy league or Division 2 football. This is what we have all said gave us 20 years of terrible football at the U.

Mario, Dan and Alonzo please step up before this personnel decision becomes a bigger problem for the U in 2023, 2024 and beyond.

I don’t know if I should feel smarter, be offended, or confused.
I’ll read it again after a couple of cups of coffee. Maybe I can grasp it then.

On second thought, OP, have you have your coffee yet? Perhaps you should do a couple and edit the post.