MEGA Everything & Everybody Sucks Megathread for Miserable Mopes & Sorry Slurpers (aka The Basura Bin)

[Handsome Squidbum]

******* sad. Come on Canes, do better! That's all.

 

[Boarcane]

 

[mdpcane]

I mean, we just got blown out at home by MTSU…

 

[Unsider]

 

[RoboCane]

We've earned it.

 

[WestEndZone]

Thanks, Josh.

 

[WestEndZone]

It’s a miracle we still have fans.

 

[LawyerCane]

You ask yourself, “What could be worse than being known as the worst performance of the week by a college team?” Oh yeah, now I know, it’s earning that award by being humiliated on our own home field by a team that was one week ago listed as one of the worst teams in the country!!!

 

[LawyerCane]

Wait a minute now. I’d bet money that we could beat Bethune Cook if we played them again. Now, I couldn’t spot BC any points, just even up. Well, I might need to get the Canes +3.5 points to be safe……

 

[ThomasM]

At least Miami is #1 on the list of the worst teams.

I don't want to be ranked #1 until we can prove we can stay at #1. Wait, I think we can do that just fine.

 

[Gsugradcanefan]

the entire staff and team should have this sent to their DMs, emails, have it played during team meetings. In fact post this all over the Hect

 

[S.CarolinaCane]

If they wanted motivation...they better ******* have it

Thats all I can say

 

[Felonious Monk]

 

[NJshoreCane]

Some tongue in cheek here.
Week to week stuff.
Going by last week, we earned that ranking.

 

[JgDaCane]

Middle Tennessee State is 4.5 underdogs at home to UTSA. That’s how bad of a loss that was last Saturday. Never been so happy for a bye week. We are pathetic.

 

[contract]

We've been sitting in our own pee for close to 20 years now.

 

[JG13]

This is like being the DP queen for Rocco Siffredi Productions.

 

[troyskiles]

OP occasionally likes to enjoy some Bourbon and shoot from the hip on here. Cut him some slack. He knows good music as well.

Thanks, RVA. You know me well. Love my Canes football, except for what we saw Sat.

 

[JHallCanes]

Don't see a win with confidence for remainder of schedule. Waaaay outta my feelings on this too.

Not saying we won't win another game, just don't know which ones it will be, and don't think we're going anywhere past 6-6.

Every single game is a tossup at best, yes including Duke and GT.

See absolute smashing vs UNC, FSU, Clemson and Pitt.
Dogfights every other one if we don't get straight boat raced in each.

I would like to edit my responses in the “confidence” thread that was posted this year

 

[troyskiles]

Going on a camping trip next weekend and must watch our Canes play UNC in front of the following in our group.
2 ND fans
4 Clemson fans
1 UNC fan
2 Ohio St fans
2 Canes fans
I hope we do not get embarrassed. I will never hear the end of it.
All please pray a little extra for a victory Sat. for us.
Thank you in advance!!!!