Enos arrest report from his college days

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You've never urinated in public lol?
I'm actually the proud owner of a UIP charge. I'm also one of the rare people who can say they hold The Possession Trifecta: possession of alcohol, marijuana and tobacco. Three separate incidents. Yes, I actually got charged with possession of tobacco. Smh Long story.

I'm actually not proud of any of that, I was joking. I was an idiot of a teenager.
 
Actually I'm a little disappointed. That's just not savage enough. Even my sorry *** can beat that arrest report.
 
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He must be fired, can't have this at the University of Miami. Embarrassing.
Yes! Impeach, Impeach!

The fact there are no witnesses is irrelevant! 29 years ago? Must still be a bad person now....

This is New York Times newsworthy. Impeach!
 
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I can't do it where I live...would have to take the screen off the window and do it eight floors down. Lower floors would get it on their windows, maybe inside their apartments if they have their windows open. Just won't work.
 
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