D’Eriq King holding teammates accountable

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Is this what a QB is supposed to do? I thought they were supposed to skip practice and party all night before game day

Filming and starring in amateur **** videos... Posing in cars with shady characters and a few racks... Making your kicker a cvck by banging his chick... Skipping practices because you aren't feeling the love... Threatening to transfer and gaining a bunch of bad weight... Being in a series on NetFlix... Dating Instagram models and going AWOL... Catching pink eye from ****** co-ed booty-hole... Smoking nearly all the weed...

Are you telling me that was all wrong?!?
 
Filming and starring in amateur **** videos... Posing in cars with shady characters and a few racks... Making your kicker a cvck by banging his chick... Skipping practices because you aren't feeling the love... Threatening to transfer and gaining a bunch of bad weight... Being in a series on NetFlix... Dating Instagram models and going AWOL... Catching pink eye from ****** co-ed booty-hole... Smoking nearly all the weed...

Are you telling me that was all wrong?!?
Hopefully this is the start of the next decade of great Miami QB play
 
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Is this what a QB is supposed to do? I thought they were supposed to skip practice and party all night before game day
Filming and starring in amateur **** videos... Posing in cars with shady characters and a few racks... Making your kicker a cvck by banging his chick... Skipping practices because you aren't feeling the love... Threatening to transfer and gaining a bunch of bad weight... Being in a series on NetFlix... Dating Instagram models and going AWOL... Catching pink eye from ****** co-ed booty-hole... Smoking nearly all the weed...

Are you telling me that was all wrong?!?

Where do I sign?
 
Dear Lord Baby Jesus,

Sure, it's well documented I couldn't even find a church on a map, but please, for the love of everything sacred, please dearest awesome God, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE just find Mr. King and Mr. Lashlee just five (5) offensive linemen who aren't completely useless. I don't want 5 Trent Williams. That's far too much to ask. I don't even want one. I just want 5 kids up front who are not complete and utter liabilities. That's all I ask. Because if you give us that, we are going to have SO MUCH FUN with the aforementioned D'Eriq's and Rhett's. Please.

Thank you sweet baby lord,

Your friend,
OBM
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True story here goes...

It was a Friday night game , I was getting off the bus we lost another tough game but I was gaining P5 attention back in 1975 and my name was blaring over the PA LMAO all game long ANYWAY.

The second my foot hit the asphalt getting off the bus the HOTTEST SPINNER cheerleader I never would expect jumped in my arms wrapped around my neck went nuts on me OMG my D dudes yelling please share the goodies please , she got pulled off me her and a couple of here friends attacked me as I left locker room at Southwest High.

Well happy to say we went to Mc Donalds on Bird Road and ATE and I went home ALONE .
Naw man you're straight up lying ... except for losing. I played at Miami High during the same time period, we hungered to see you guys on the scheduled.
 
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Pope! Really think he going to breakout this year. He been looking really explosive in the vids I’ve seen

Cotdamnit. Huge craving for an ice cream sandwich and a screwball ice cream now.
 
Not even trying to be funny, but I know a couple of the chicks Dee Wiggins has chasing him -- my lord. I appreciate that kid's discipline and work ethic and I'm just gone leave it at that bc he could really be out here wilding with some bad ones (and when I say bad I'm talking bad by even Miami standards).
Yoooo y’all see Zach mclouds ex? Bad asf dawg Jesus
 
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