Colorado sucks…

[MedleyCane]

Aggressive bladder cancer, it had to be removed.

Literally doesn’t have a bladder. Reconstructed part of lower intestine.

He wears a Colostomy bag too, if I'm not mistaken.
A fellow poster mentioned turf toe. I think it's considerably worse than that as I believe he had several toes removed. He came close to needing amputation of leg.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

While also often referring to himself in the third person. Impressive.

Yeah, I could have done better with that joke...