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passitback said:
Fake **** suck.
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"Suck" might be a bit strong, but I will confess that one night while visiting a gentleman's establishment, I had to politely ask the dancer "Cinnamon" to please stop pushing her (big fake) tiddies up in my face because they were actually hurting my face. She didn't really like me telling her that and quickly left my side. True story.
 
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S.CarolinaCane said:
@BigDikDaddyFromCincinnati

I believe someone claiming more game...
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Not sure if I'm following the more game claim. However, while I'm partial to blondes, these are the sorts of girls that walk into a Halloween party wearing the sluddiest of costumes. You know the type that catches your eye immediately, makes you have bad thoughts and makes dads weep. When you walk up and offer the drink as you introduce yourself, they immediately cop an attitude and tell you something to the effect of "My eyes are up here" while completely forgetting the inviting outfit that they wore. You walk away thinking "what a couple of kundts" and 2 hours later, they're upstairs with the backup kicker and a grad assistant, a jar of peanut butter, 2 spatulas and a curling iron; which only confirms your thoughts from two hours prior.

Or in much simpler terms, hot chicks that stop being hot once they start speaking.
 
BigDikDaddyFromCincinnati said:
"Suck" might be a bit strong, but I will confess that one night while visiting a gentleman's establishment, I had to politely ask the dancer "Cinnamon" to please stop pushing her (big fake) tiddies up in my face because they were actually hurting my face. She didn't really like me telling her that and quickly left my side. True story.
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You couldn't have swallowed a Tylenol?
 
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