Can we go after this guy?

[ATL Canes]

440 pounds?

Too small for the Gators...

That weight minimum only applies to their girlfriends

 

[DC3]

It's just an elongated Glenny Balls from Barstool.


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We'd be lucky to find a DT with Glenny's Size/Speed combo

 

[JHallCanes]

Perfect size for a Randy Shannon Cornerback

 

[Cajuncane]

440 pounds?

Too small for the Gators...

There’s not enough cinnamon buns and Publix cakes In Turdsville to support both of them….

 

[Ivan The Terrible]

I hope he didn’t kill the kid he fell on early in the clip.

He sends his best from the spirit realm cause that boy was KIA. Savagely crushed into the great unknown.Pancakes anyone???

 

[Phydeaux]

He could be wario's ultimate TE

 

[TRick72]

Take him as a developmental project (or preferred walk-on). He could have significant upside as a Guard after he’s been through our S&C program for a couple of years he’s & been coached up by Mario & Mirabal.

 

[Tad Footeball]

I didn't wanna be an early buzzkill in this thread but the video of this kid was like 8 yrs old.

Turns out he did end up initially playing a little in Montana....and magically lost some size once even the generous college football program tape
measures and scales came out.

Looks like he's chasing the pro wrasslin' dream now before he goes after the real dream of being a prison guard.

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[#1cane]

D linemen will run around him like he is standing still. no thanks