Hey, what about alcohol ads during games and what about the fact that it's legal to drink and what about I can bet you that multiple players at Miami have been drunk before and what about you, have you ever had a drink before, and what about love, don't you want someone to care about you, and what about love, don't let it slip away, and what about us and what about all the times you said you had the answers and what about us and what about all the broken happy ever afters and what about us and what about all the plans that ended in disaster and what about love and what about trust and what about us?
Good lord, these Sorsby-rationalizers are insane.