***Breaking News 5 Star Leonard Taylor Commits***

[Udynasty]

Does Marshall commit on the same day as Taylor? What do you guys think?

I don't think so.

 

[PIPO]

Guess I'll come back to the board once the threads go back to normal

 

[Luke Caneswalker]

I like that LT believes Aligayturds are ornery because they have all them teeth and no tooth brush.

 

[colperm]

I like that LT believes Aligayturds are ornery because they have all them teeth and no tooth brush.

LT said happiness comes from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you're feeling blue.

 

[The Franchise]

Did I ever tell you about the time Leonard beat me unmercifully for jaywalking then treated me to a scrumptious ice cream cone immediately after? The man is, first and foremost, a teacher of life's lessons.

 

[Mr. Dynasty1]

What.....theeeee......fffffff?

Word! Def corny lol

 

[pacusmc]

 

[JG14]

Quite often I see Taylor picking up the droppings of seeing eye dogs so their owners dont have to struggle with the chore

 

[BlastUla]

Leonard Taylor founded “Orphans Adopting Orphans” and brought an end to the orphan-age...

 

[JgDaCane]

Leonard Taylor is an organ donor.

 

[filmcane]

LT composed the classic tune, "1 800 Cars for kids!"

 

[Cribby]

Leonard Taylor has already broken every one of Dan Sileos records before even stepping foot on campus. He also has a better radio show than Dan, without even having a radio show. He’s the new Bill Brasky.

 

[JD08]

Leonard Taylor once bowled a perfect 301. They gave him extra credit.

 

[Handsome Squidbum]

I like how Taylor one time took his family to Sea World. They were watching Shamu the whale when Taylor got splashed. So Taylor yells, ‘I’m Leonard Taylor and no one gets me wet!’ So he climbs into the tank, grabs Shamu, and throws the whale into the audience, splashes him and yells, ‘How do you like it?’ And then **** if Taylor didn’t step in there and finish the show.

To Leonard Taylor!

 

[Dghustla]

I like how he hired Peter Aziz just so he could fire him on behalf of all true Canes.

 

[cway313]

Leonard Taylor scored 3 touchdowns in the Under Armour game.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Discussing things we love about Leonard is the opposite of derailment. This is a thread celebrating Leonard. We have become too caught up in the end result (i.e., Where' he going to sign?!!!) that we lose track of what is really important--the young man.

I'm trying to steer this ship away from the treacherous course of insider scoops and lugubrious predictions and back to a journey of collegiality and the celebration of youthful zeal and exuberance.

Upvoted for appropriate and impeccable use of lugubrious.

 

[BisCane]

Leonard's hair is perfect

 

[Handsome Squidbum]

Leonard Taylor has already broken every one of Dan Sileos records before even stepping foot on campus. He also has a better radio show than Dan, without even having a radio show. He’s the new Bill Brasky.

Leonard Taylor once heard that Dan Sileo was getting a radio show. Taylor got angry that the station didnt come to him first and said that he'll teach them a lesson. He got two tin cans and tied a string between them. He put one can next to the stations radio antenna and burped in the other. That burp ended up being the highest rated radio program of 2019.

To Leonard Taylor!

 

[The Franchise]

Leonard Taylor has already broken every one of Dan Sileos records before even stepping foot on campus. He also has a better radio show than Dan, without even having a radio show. He’s the new Bill Brasky.

And Leonard's vast library of self-laudatory newspaper clippings from 1983 are still crispy white, not dingy yellow.