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I've never told you guys this story because of my own modesty and humility. But I got arrested once for ******* Adriana Lima so hard that neighbors thought I was executing mountain lions on my property. Funny thing is the closest neighbor was 3 miles from my palatial Tuscan estate. Cops went so far as to confiscate all 4 of my new Ferraris.
We had to go to court and prove up the defense by having me jackhammer Lima in open court while the neighbor was on the stand. My $3900 per hour lawyer smugly asked, "Is that the sound you heard?". The humiliated witness said, "Can I touch the Legend's cagootz before I answer the question?" then quickly confirmed it was, indeed, the shrill debilitating squealing that he had heard on the fateful night.
We had to go to court and prove up the defense by having me jackhammer Lima in open court while the neighbor was on the stand. My $3900 per hour lawyer smugly asked, "Is that the sound you heard?". The humiliated witness said, "Can I touch the Legend's cagootz before I answer the question?" then quickly confirmed it was, indeed, the shrill debilitating squealing that he had heard on the fateful night.