Anyone come across this...?

ElJefe3

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TheU?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc^tfw">#TheU</a>’s Shalala will get <a href="https://twitter.com/univmiami?ref_src=twsrc^tfw">@univmiami</a> funding to build <a href="https://twitter.com/CanesFootball?ref_src=twsrc^tfw">@CanesFootball</a> stadium in Tropical Park <a href="https://t.co/2OcLDzaf91">pic.twitter.com/2OcLDzaf91</a></p>&mdash; #TheU INSIDERS (@CANEINSIDER) <a href="">November 7, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
 
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CanesInsider has been trolling for the last few weeks on Twitter. Most of the stuff they say is fake.
 
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I remember once when my dad gave me money to pay the electric bill but instead I bought a raffle ticket for a brand new car. When I got home, I explained to my dad what I did and he whooped my ***. But a couple days later, when my dad woke up and opened the door, outside our house was a brand new car. We all cried,especially me, because the car was from the electric company. They were there to cut off the electricity, then my dad whooped my *** again
 
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Brasky takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'
 
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That dude was melting down drunk last night. Read his tweets. He’s probably been Baker acted by now so best to wait 72 hours and ask him for clarification
 
Jesus, and to think we could have renovated the Old Lady into a fine, 21st Century model fit for the University of Miami.

Then I woke up from my dream and realized that there’s no way to renovate Donna Shalala.
 
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Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Brasky takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'

Wow this brought me back to the good old days of SNL. Well done sir.
 
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Brasky takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'
TO BILL BRASKY!!!
 
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That’s obviously not true... but why dafuq would we wanna leave a stadium that gives us one of the best home fields in the nation?

Oh yea... and F Mork, too.
 
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