All 32 first round picks were not virgins.

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^^^ This guy...

Not a big fan of ******.
 
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Not gonna lie, I thought this was gonna be about a certain poster that CD likes to downvote. Lil disapointed, but still good.

Go Canes!
 
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Did they have *** during mat drills?

THERE IS NO *** DURING MAT DRILLS!!!!

When using proper technique while pinning your opponent the crank should slip into an ******* causing a sudden release, but I would hardly call this ***. There are no girls involved. You must be doing it wrong. My buddies and I just call it rastlin. Lube helps with the correct procedure of course. It takes lots of practice to get it just right. Remember there will be fluid transferred from the crank when done properly. Stop by sometime Notsince1985, and we can practice on your technique in the down position. I'm guessing you are a Bears fan, so I'll show you the beardown.
 
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OK now that the draft is complete and all the numbers are in it's official:

99.58% of all players drafted in the 2017 NFL were not virgins.


Anyone who doesn't think that having *** helps your football game is insane.
 
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