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All 32 first round picks were not virgins.

Liberty City El

Dejazmach
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^^^ This guy...

Not a big fan of Vagina.
 

Samson Doyo

Junior
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Oct 19, 2012
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Not gonna lie, I thought this was gonna be about a certain poster that CD likes to downvote. Lil disapointed, but still good.

Go Canes!
 

hesskilla

VILLAGE IDIOT
Joined
Jan 19, 2014
Messages
987
Did they have sex during mat drills?

THERE IS NO SEX DURING MAT DRILLS!!!!

When using proper technique while pinning your opponent the crank should slip into an orifice causing a sudden release, but I would hardly call this sex. There are no girls involved. You must be doing it wrong. My buddies and I just call it rastlin. Lube helps with the correct procedure of course. It takes lots of practice to get it just right. Remember there will be fluid transferred from the crank when done properly. Stop by sometime Notsince1985, and we can practice on your technique in the down position. I'm guessing you are a Bears fan, so I'll show you the beardown.
 

Cane Dynasty

Thunderdome Survivor
Joined
Feb 27, 2013
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OK now that the draft is complete and all the numbers are in it's official:

99.58% of all players drafted in the 2017 NFL were not virgins.


Anyone who doesn't think that having sex helps your football game is insane.
 
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