AI Update

[The Franchise]

Great news on Rumph.

Just when you though his recruiting couldn’t get worse. He’ll now have to deal with kids thinking he’s most likely to be fired.

The ineptitude of Manny and the Admin is remarkable

That could actually be a great selling point for him. Recruits clearly don’t want to play for him so maybe he can sway a few by telling them they won’t have to play for him.

 

[supersaiyanshel]

Maybe you forgot but Hurlie Brown and Barrow were on UM staff and didn't have any better luck in recruiting than right now. Maybe even worse..

I remember, and they were waaaaay better than what we have.

The biggest problem is Manny. He still doesnt understand S. Fl prospects and continues to discount production and speed in favor of size.

 

[twes.305]

Manny is a lil ***** and is playing favoritism, how tf you just gonna get rid of the coaches on the offensive staff but not get rid of the coaches that are underperforming on the defensive side of the ball. It is true that the coaches on the defensive side of the ball are his buddies and he is clearly blinded by stats. He really believes that his defense is elite and he will bring up stats to prove it. SMDH, he clearly has no vision or insight on what it takes to be a championship caliber team.

 

[The Franchise]

I wonder if Rumph has a Banda mask that he puts on every time Manure comes to fire him.

I can see Manure strolling in and Rumph popping on his Banda mask. “Hi, son. Did you have any breakfast yet? You seen Mike around?”

 

[SCarolina Ibis]

Manny is a lil ***** and is playing favoritism, how tf you just gonna get rid of the coaches on the offensive staff but not get rid of the coaches that are underperforming on the defensive side of the ball. It is true that the coaches on the defensive side of the ball are his buddies and he is clearly blinded by stats. He really believes that his defense is elite and he will bring up stats to prove it. SMDH, he clearly has no vision or insight on what it takes to be a championship caliber team.

"He really believes that his defense is elite and he will bring up stats to prove it."

Golden did this exact same thing. Can't remember if it was yards per game or points allowed, but he was using one of the two in an attempt to show recruit's parents that the defense wasn't as bad as it actually was.

This is what worries me the most about Manny. He's doing a lot of things Golden did, but in year one.

 

[GonzoCane]

Ivins vs Ferman sauce off

I’ll take the under.

 

[GonzoCane]

Lol at Manny firing his boys.

It’s like saying Golden would fire his buddy D minus

And Richt with his son. We have ourselves a trend.

 

[simplycanes]

Rumph recruiting actively must mean he's in charge of the portal password.

 

[Southbeach44]

FWIW, AI didn’t say Rumph was safe, just said he didn’t know how accurate the reports of him getting fired were and that as of Saturday he was actively recruiting for the Canes, which really makes the whole update sound like BS.

Actively recruiting for the canes....lol!

 

[supersaiyanshel]

That could actually be a great selling point for him. Recruits clearly don’t want to play for him so maybe he can sway a few by telling them they won’t have to play for him.

Yep. This is the Banda mask right here --

Fools Manny everytime.

 

[RVACane]

I'd love to be a fly on the wall the past two years when Manny has gone to fire him multiple times but Rumph has somehow convinced him to keep his job

It’s like that episode of the office where Michael had to let someone go and each time he tried to fire someone they turned him away.

 

[deerob305]

Maybe you forgot but Hurlie Brown and Barrow were on UM staff and didn't have any better luck in recruiting than right now. Maybe even worse..

actually Hurlie Brown was a real good recruiter for us... one of the better ones on staff at the time

 

[edge]

Isn’t this the dead period? How is he actively recruiting?

 

[prinmemo]

"He really believes that his defense is elite and he will bring up stats to prove it."

Golden did this exact same thing. Can't remember if it was yards per game or points allowed, but he was using one of the two in an attempt to show recruit's parents that the defense wasn't as bad as it actually was.

This is what worries me the most about Manny. He's doing a lot of things Golden did, but in year one.

Are you really comparing Golden’s D to Manny’s D?

 

[Ispyin]

Stef already retracted his own Rumph report. Is there really any news here?

No the only thing this staff telegraphs is the upcoming plays on offense.

 

[Unsider]

I thought we were finally gonna get Artificial Intelligence to coach...

 

[AllAboutTheU]

Isn’t this the dead period? How is he actively recruiting?

Can still make calls. I'd love to see what actively recruiting means for Rumph.

 

[duke4heisman]

"He really believes that his defense is elite and he will bring up stats to prove it."

Golden did this exact same thing. Can't remember if it was yards per game or points allowed, but he was using one of the two in an attempt to show recruit's parents that the defense wasn't as bad as it actually was.

This is what worries me the most about Manny. He's doing a lot of things Golden did, but in year one.

Ahh yes, "yards don't matter." He tried to promote the bend (yards) and show that it didn't break (points)
Another classic Miami corch quote.

 

[jkaz1]

We have superficial intelligence.

That's close enough, isn't it?

I thought we were finally gonna get Artificial Intelligence to coach...

 

[GladeCane]

Devin Bush
Roland Smith
Telly Lockette
Hurlie Brown
Mike Barrow

Need to be considered for the staff.

Good list and all big time players from major universities. Kids can relate better when the coaches have played and excelled at the P5 level, unlike Patke, Banda, Richt Jr., etc.