5 Reasons we beat The U this Saturday

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Op should get post of the week for this. I'm absolutely crying over here at work looking like an jerk. Seriously tho I hope you actually did book a flight to Miami because I'd love to buy you a few rounds.
 
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I can't wait to read the OP's thread about the traditional pineapple cup rivalry against Hawaii next week.
 
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Hi U fans, congratulations on a great season so far. My DAWGS are finally coming to town to play The U. I'm flying in on Friday and anything you can tell me about adapting to the altitude would be appreciated along with recommendations regarding bars, pregame smack talk and who has the coldest beer along the Wasatch Front.

Anyway here's 5 reasons I think my Dawgs will return home on saturday night with the W.

1. Jack "cobra" browning. He is the best player on the field, enuff said on that. He has 2 years under his belt and will do everything he can to win the game.

2. Offensive line. We average 332 across the line and will dominate the line of scrimmage. Colin Porter, Tray Adams, Center, Macgeary, Ossai, Hatchie, etc. these boys have an attitude and are READY TO RUMBLE.

3. Kawasaki. a new defensive scheme and a new attitude. everyone is talking about the difference between kawasaki in 2016 and kawasaki in 2017. you will see a much improved defense on 11/18.

4. Speed, speed, speed. this is the fastest team UW has had in a decade. Josh Ross IIII, Charlie McClutchins, jaydon mickens, Dantay Pettis, Vita Virta, Ben Burrr Kirven. the newbies will be inexperienced but will provide a whole new dimension UW hasn't in a long time. Speed.

5. Time of Possession. I think UW can dominate the TOP stat in this game. the more the offense can shorten the game and keep the defense off the field the better chance MY DAWGS will have at winning.

I think UW wins this game rather easily. say 34-17??????

IDK what's more concerning, that he referred to Utah as "The U", or the fact that he managed to find his way to CANES INSIGHT and still post about Utah... do you not see the green and orange logo? ACC scores at the top? And bruh, John Ross III not IIII played for Washington.... last year and is in the NFL now. WOW
 
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Hi U fans, congratulations on a great season so far. My DAWGS are finally coming to town to play The U. I'm flying in on Friday and anything you can tell me about adapting to the altitude would be appreciated along with recommendations regarding bars, pregame smack talk and who has the coldest beer along the Wasatch Front.

Anyway here's 5 reasons I think my Dawgs will return home on saturday night with the W.

1. Jack "cobra" browning. He is the best player on the field, enuff said on that. He has 2 years under his belt and will do everything he can to win the game.

2. Offensive line. We average 332 across the line and will dominate the line of scrimmage. Colin Porter, Tray Adams, Center, Macgeary, Ossai, Hatchie, etc. these boys have an attitude and are READY TO RUMBLE.

3. Kawasaki. a new defensive scheme and a new attitude. everyone is talking about the difference between kawasaki in 2016 and kawasaki in 2017. you will see a much improved defense on 11/18.

4. Speed, speed, speed. this is the fastest team UW has had in a decade. Josh Ross IIII, Charlie McClutchins, jaydon mickens, Dantay Pettis, Vita Virta, Ben Burrr Kirven. the newbies will be inexperienced but will provide a whole new dimension UW hasn't in a long time. Speed.

5. Time of Possession. I think UW can dominate the TOP stat in this game. the more the offense can shorten the game and keep the defense off the field the better chance MY DAWGS will have at winning.

I think UW wins this game rather easily. say 34-17??????

IDK what's more concerning, that he referred to Utah as "The U", or the fact that he managed to find his way to CANES INSIGHT and still post about Utah... do you not see the green and orange logo? ACC scores at the top? And bruh, John Ross III not IIII played for Washington.... last year and is in the NFL now. WOW

He never said Utah I think homie somehow thought they were playing the actual U. I'm seriously hoping this is the case, OPs silence is telling as I believe we may have been the ones to inform him they are playing Utah.
 
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Do people actually think OP didn’t realize he posted this on a miami board? That’s the joke...

It’s pretty funny
 
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Do people actually think OP didn’t realize he posted this on a miami board? That’s the joke...

It’s pretty funny

I just got done with an interview, I think im still in serious mode lol but im starting to see more of the comedy in this
 
I knew Washington State had a major drug crisis, I just didn't realize it was this bad. What are they putting in the coffee at Starbuck's.
 
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