šŸšØ Biggest Canes Twitter Space ever - Portnoy, Ruiz, Big Cat, DBC, Ariz, Malki Kawa, Joy Taylor + more šŸšØ

Get your popcorn ready!


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Update: The Space has ended. Our dear friend @MakeTheCribGreatAgain305 wrote a wonderful recap of all the action + excitement which can be found here:


What is the point of this exercise?
 
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Ok, somebody needs to reach through my computer and slap me in the face a couple of times. Do I really live in a world where Dannyboycane is becoming a thing?

Hasnā€™t he always?? Barstool been talking about him for years. Portnoy even mentioned last night how long it has been.
 
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I like my women not to have beer gunts.

Man forget that I am not afraid of a beer gut, matter of fact as long as she is cute -> pretty she could have a keg gut and I would still "Tap" that Chica. (Pun intended). It's all about having the right equipment to get the job done, an if tapped correctly she'll be a squirter!!.

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Man forget that I am not afraid of a beer gut, matter of fact as long as she is cute -> pretty she could have a keg gut and I would still "Tap" that Chica. (Pun intended). It's all about having the right equipment to get the job done, an if tapped correctly she'll be a squirter!!.

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Those knees, that sagging truck tire around her midsection.

Iā€™d fÅ«ck one of her nasty work boots before Iā€™d hit that. Good lawd youā€™d need to hoist that drooping belly out of the way before you get to her sweaty cooch, otherwise youā€™d be impaling her belly button and lower abdomen. šŸ¤¢
 
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Portnoy is definitely a **** ( especially to his enemies) and is all about content 100% of the time.

But the thing is he is pretty loyal and really doesn't give a **** and like you said is a me vs the world mentality kinda guy. I mean like dude has fired like one employee in his entire life lol. Guys that are completely useless.... I think he'd be a good dude to have on our side at least. And I think he's definitely trying to get a bigger footprint for barstool in Miami.

They definitely make fun of DBC. But if you know about other guys they have hired that are "personalities" a lot are kinda like this. At the end of the day for him everything is content. And just talking with DBC is content for them.
Yep sometimes I can't stand this guy then sometimes he does something and I say Portnoy is alright.
 
Quick Summary as of 9:15pm central time (cuz my wife needs me to put the kids to bed).


Dannyboycane: Somehow, someway he is the GOAT of all this. He masterfully conducted the space making sure everyone got to speak in a timely manner while dropping quality tidbits of cane info. Very impressive as a moderator.

Ruiz: Ruiz spoke again on the stadium potentially being built in tropical park. Vouched for the legitimacy of the plans and presentation to city council and commissioners. He was asked by a ā€œfanā€ what he thought about Nevin Shapiro and what inspiration has he taken from him. Ruiz was clearly irritated and said that Shapiro did things under the table while he is legit. Every deal announced has been thoroughly combed through by his legal team prior to release. He spoke in depth about the community outreach aspect of what heā€™s trying to do and not just the stadium. He spoke on the lack of top notch park facilities in dade county and how he
Is trying to enhance that. Also spoke on the incompetence of Darren Rovell.

Big cat and Portnoy: Gave a lot of insight on how they have grown the barstool brand and how they are potentially looking to increase it down in SFla. They were asked if there are any barstool NIL deals in the works for our kids to which
Big cat was pretty vague about. He did however offer Danny a opportunity at barstool at anytime so thereā€™s that I guess. They would end every sentence with ā€œgo canesā€ which was weird but Iā€™m sure they were doing it on purpose for humor.

Coach Hayes: This is the guy who does the evals on high school football prospects on YouTube. He was asked about the evaluations of Shemar Steward and Harold Perkins. Coach basicslly said that Shemar is a master at using his hands to engage and disengage with Olinemen. His speed and quickness for a kid of his size is just stupid. He said Perkins is a prototype at LB with great speed and size and if Mario can flip him and land both players he will be the greatest recruiter of all time.

Joy Taylor: She was in the space for about 20 min or so. She was just listening until it was made known she was there. She said she loves the hurricanes and college football is better when their on top. She thinks Mario is a great hire and thinks TVD has top ten QB in the nation potential next season. She was obviously asked about Jason Taylor and how Cyrus Moss has similar body type coming out of high school. She said she didnā€™t follow Cyrus but that Jason was def a pioneer in the slightly undersized but fast defensive end trend. You could tell some guys were asking questions just to say they talked to Joy smh

Footballvillle: He got on when the Barstool guys were off already. He was upset he missed them , saying he had some potential NIL opportunity questions for them. He spoke on Coach Mo (Shemarā€™s Coach) and the interview that Canesville did with him. Spoke on how the culture at Miami has changed with Mario basically deliberately taking his time with coaching hires and how Canesville will be getting out the ā€œnews announcement businessā€ due to Mario controlling the information flow within the Hetch.

Peter Ariz: The other host was gushing all over Peter and basically said that he will be the top sports agent eventually. He then asked for Peter to drop a info bomb whether it be recruting or stadium news. Peter basically said he is no longer plugged in on the recruiting scene and had no info lol. He basically was being treated like a celebrity and then when it was evident that he has zero juicy nuggets to give they went back to regular scheduled programming.

Coach Mo: He was on and of course was asked questions about Shemar. He said Shemar is the most humble kid youā€™ll ever meet and he loves hard work. He said in the 12-13 years that heā€™s been doing this he has never seen this combo of talent and humbleness. He said that heā€™ll never push a kid to a specific school because at the end of the day and I quote ā€œIf Shemar goes to Texas and itā€™s 35 degrees in the winter, Iā€™ll still
be in sunny Floridaā€.

At this point my wife said that I had engaged in enough ā€œhurricane stuffā€ for the day and she needed help with the kids. Her lack of understanding that this is a lifestyle is concerning. Divorce pending.

Anyways they are still talking as I am typing this so someone else can feel free to takeover.


Goodnight!
Thanks, Big Dog!
 
Who is they, mannnnn you better keep my name out of that bull ****.

#ChunkyLuvinTodayChunkyLuvinTommorrowChunkyLuvinForever

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šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ that was a ā€œif the shoe fits wear itā€ post . I like em thick idk about chunky tho lol , i donā€™t consider a lil gut to make you chunky

I think itā€™s well known on here what you prefer by now šŸ˜‚
 
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