Love the motive and the effort, but citing one's degrees and salary in a verbal throw-down is pretty lame. Reminds me of the the loser chant, "That''s alright, that's okay. Your kids will work for us someday."
Aim higher.
On their board, they are actually debating whether Fields' sister is a take for their softball team. They're going to have to break out the therapy dogs if he goes somewhere else.