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  1. Handsome Squidbum

    🚨 BREAKING NEWS - DMONEY SAYS ALONZO IS COMING 🚨

    I see. So it's just like when a woman is pregnant, the labor pains will stop hours before delivery.
  2. Handsome Squidbum

    🚨 BREAKING NEWS - DMONEY SAYS ALONZO IS COMING 🚨

    Blake James: "No no, you misheard. I said I'd like to introduce Alfonso, not Alonzo."
  3. Handsome Squidbum

    🚨 BREAKING NEWS - DMONEY SAYS ALONZO IS COMING 🚨

    Iron Sheik and Nikolai Volkoff. The 80s were fun.
  4. Handsome Squidbum

    🚨 BREAKING NEWS - DMONEY SAYS ALONZO IS COMING 🚨

    The Amazon with The Rock Bottom!
  5. Handsome Squidbum

    🚨 BREAKING NEWS - DMONEY SAYS ALONZO IS COMING 🚨

    I do miss the days of "ring technicians" where you could see some of the artistry of pro wrestling (basically physical acting skills) and fun storylines. Maybe the ubiquity of social media nowadays make kayfabe impossible. You can't have Dr. Isaac Yankem because 10 seconds into his...
  6. Handsome Squidbum

    🚨 BREAKING NEWS - DMONEY SAYS ALONZO IS COMING 🚨

    Let's say Highsmith recommends to Diaz that he replace Blake Baker with Randy Shannon. Does CIS implode or explode?
  7. Handsome Squidbum

    🚨 BREAKING NEWS - DMONEY SAYS ALONZO IS COMING 🚨

    Nope. It's the rooster. Also, sauces.
  8. Handsome Squidbum

    🚨 BREAKING NEWS - DMONEY SAYS ALONZO IS COMING 🚨

    Has anyone considered the possibility that the bear that ate DBC gained his knowledge and has taken over his social media accounts?
  9. Handsome Squidbum

    🚨 BREAKING NEWS - DMONEY SAYS ALONZO IS COMING 🚨

    So I've heard. Hopefully he can get well and have a little bit of a resurrection like Jake the Snake Roberts and the Iron Sheik.
  10. Handsome Squidbum

    🚨 BREAKING NEWS - DMONEY SAYS ALONZO IS COMING 🚨

    Long overdue to bring back Lex Luger as an assistant OL coach.
  11. Handsome Squidbum

    🚨 BREAKING NEWS - DMONEY SAYS ALONZO IS COMING 🚨

    Was it steroid-induced ***** **** or he just naturally had man-boobies?
  12. Handsome Squidbum

    🚨 BREAKING NEWS - DMONEY SAYS ALONZO IS COMING 🚨

    I know at least 1 of the top of my head. Ken Dorsey
  13. Handsome Squidbum

    🚨 BREAKING NEWS - DMONEY SAYS ALONZO IS COMING 🚨

    Bro, I'm lying in bed with snot pouring out my nose with the flu and full of medication. My memory isn't the sharpest right now. I remember the Maivia wrestling family. I'm a huge fan of pro wrestling history.
  14. Handsome Squidbum

    🚨 BREAKING NEWS - DMONEY SAYS ALONZO IS COMING 🚨

    Thanks. I will amend my original statement and say I can't remember Miami ever having one Polynesian player on the rooster. The Rock counts as .5. Need to find another. 5 Polynesian player to add up to 1.
  15. Handsome Squidbum

    🚨 BREAKING NEWS - DMONEY SAYS ALONZO IS COMING 🚨

    So then Miami has had 0.5 Polynesian players since 1988. Lol
  16. Handsome Squidbum

    🚨 BREAKING NEWS - DMONEY SAYS ALONZO IS COMING 🚨

    I'm 40, so the Rock was a long time ago. So far that's one Polynesian cat in like 3 decades.
  17. Handsome Squidbum

    🚨 BREAKING NEWS - DMONEY SAYS ALONZO IS COMING 🚨

    AH good reminder! I was thinking of Polynesian last names and forgot about Johnston.
  18. Handsome Squidbum

    🚨 BREAKING NEWS - DMONEY SAYS ALONZO IS COMING 🚨

    I don't think Lupoi is a good DC but he brings the Polynesian connection needed to get some of those big Samoans players that are instant starters on OL and DT. I cant remember UM ever having one* Polynesian player on the rooster. *The Rock counts as 0.5 thanks for the reminder @TheMatador πŸ€™
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