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  1. Handsome Squidbum

    Major Applewhite to be named new offensive coordinator at Miami

    Saban canceled all their car leases after the national championship debacle.
  2. Handsome Squidbum

    Major Applewhite to be named new offensive coordinator at Miami

    That's the math unless the BOT shrank the budget. So far I don't think anyone is making more than his predecessor, so salaries across the board are the same between regimes. The difference is 2 million: 1 from the salary difference between Diaz and Rick, the other 1 million from the OC funds...
  3. Handsome Squidbum

    Major Applewhite to be named new offensive coordinator at Miami

    Offset that by the 5 million saved by Rick retiring (Rick making 1 mil more per year than Diaz though 2023). So still up 1 million even after the buyout.
  4. Handsome Squidbum

    Major Applewhite to be named new offensive coordinator at Miami

    You mean something sensible? You are probably (sadly) right
  5. Handsome Squidbum

    Major Applewhite to be named new offensive coordinator at Miami

    Kenneth drove me to it. What part is unrealistic? That Bedenbaugh would accept double his salary and the chance to call plays (which he said he wants to do)?
  6. Handsome Squidbum

    Major Applewhite to be named new offensive coordinator at Miami

    Let me tell you something, Mean Gene- Every single candidate has negatives. Fedora: recent offensive numbers unimpressive, possible ****fighting with Diaz. Lt Applesauce: unimpressive numbers, questionable judgment as shown by hiring Donofrio, will try to bone the secretaries Yost: Needs...
  7. Handsome Squidbum

    Major Applewhite to be named new offensive coordinator at Miami

    Just pay Bedenbaugh 1.2 mil, bring in Dorsey as QB coach at 400k (and OC in training), set aside 400k for bag drops and call it a f#ckin day. It's not that hard to solve the OL, QB, and recruiting problems in one day.
  8. Handsome Squidbum

    Major Applewhite to be named new offensive coordinator at Miami

    So the BOT suddenly decided to shrink the budget after firing Rick? The math says 2 mil available for an OC, unless we are paying Trooper Taylor 3 mil a year. If we are putting aside 1 mil for bag money, that would be ok too.
  9. Handsome Squidbum

    Major Applewhite to be named new offensive coordinator at Miami

    Rick made 4.1 million. The BOT said it would give 1 mil more for OC. Diaz makes 3.1 mil. 1+1=2. I doubt our new DC from La Tech is making more than Diaz did as DC (prob around 800k). We have made no other big expensive additions to the staff. Unless the BOT took that 1 mil for the OC off...
  10. Handsome Squidbum

    Major Applewhite to be named new offensive coordinator at Miami

    I have a really really hard time believing that Miami couldn't get a top tier OC for 2 million. That would put Miami in the top 5 for coordinator salaries. It's especially dumb because Yost and Bedenbaugh would likely be available for half that cost. Either Monroe is full of **** or Diaz is...
  11. Handsome Squidbum

    Major Applewhite to be named new offensive coordinator at Miami

    Not sure what else needs to be looked into about it. Nothing they uncover is going to make it look any better. If they don't like him today, they aren't going to find a reason to like him tomorrow.
  12. Handsome Squidbum

    Major Applewhite to be named new offensive coordinator at Miami

    That's why Bedenbaugh makes the most sense, IMO
  13. Handsome Squidbum

    Major Applewhite to be named new offensive coordinator at Miami

    Applewhite is announcing at the UA All American game. Gave secret commitment to Diaz yesterday (who says he can't recruit?!) Just a shame that Stephen let the cat out of the bag early and ruined the kid's big moment.
  14. Handsome Squidbum

    Major Applewhite to be named new offensive coordinator at Miami

    Fine, but i'm still demoting him to Lieutenant Applesauce.
  15. Handsome Squidbum

    Major Applewhite to be named new offensive coordinator at Miami

    And? Did it block Applesauces view of the field? You are going to alienate your star player (and probably the team) for staying warm?
  16. Handsome Squidbum

    Major Applewhite to be named new offensive coordinator at Miami

    I'm ok with his offense. I'm even ok with being fooled by Donofrio. What I can't understand is why he was such a douche to one of the best players in that schools history, who was just trying to stay warm on the sidelines. Applesauce was totally in the wrong, then doubled down on his...
  17. Handsome Squidbum

    Major Applewhite to be named new offensive coordinator at Miami

    This ******* better not say anything to the players when they are wearing jackets on the sidelines in El Paso.
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