You were getting better…may I suggest:
There once was a QB named Stokes
Who didn’t impress many folks (good!)
They called him *** juice (tighter)
A poor QB excuse (tighter)
Then made him the butt of their jokes (good!!)
Seriously? That’s Lake Powell (Glen Canyon Dam) the last time it was full. Which was over 20 years ago. It will be essentially empty within the next decade.