If you're any older than 23, then you should be embarrassed.
Have all what basics worked out? It was game one for practically the entire program. Don't be an idiot just because you can't talk trash to your Gator friends this week.
Sorry, I'm not 23 and making an hourly wage, so I don't talk about tingling penises.
Back to the topic, though, what happened in the past in college football that made you think that every good coach shot out of a cannon in game one and dominated?
Right, because we were expected to take a freshman QB, terrible OL, and first year head coach and OC and move up and down the field on a top 10 defense.
But you're right. If we're not a playoff team by game one, fire 'em all.