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Darrell Jackson DT commits to Miami
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I just read this entire thread and this is the reason I don’t say a word anymore this is insane lol
WTF? From Mexican food, to barbecues, to Nun ****, now "Everything ***" with Papi Tigre from the WEZ, this thread has deteriorated rapidly.
So Seriously when are we going to see some of the current canes hit the portal..I keep hearing we should expect a big number like 12 kids transfer out..but we only had a walk on so far..is this all going to happen on Sunday (May 1st)
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Two more working days, then two weekend days.
Internet sportswriters are gonna be working overtime. "Hey, honey, can you take the kids to your mother's house this weekend, the Portal is heating up..."
That's funny you say that. I worked at a strip club in Raleigh NC as a bartender. The club was called the Doll House back then when I worked there many moons ago but since they have changed it to the Gentlemen's Club. Well about 2-3 times a year we would have a "feature" come into town and do a bunch of shows over a 3-4 day stretch. A feature was a notable **** star. They would do a couple of shows a night as well as sell merchandise and things of that nature. We would always get busy during the feature weekends. Well one feature weekend we had a family of midge **** stars come in and do a feature. Boy oh boy let me tell you. That was BY FAR the busiest feature weekend I had ever seen in my 8 years of working there. People came out of the woodworks to see that show. It was crazy how busy we got that weekend. It was INSANE!!!!! I made so much ca$h so, like yourself I have an appreciation for midget ****.
I absolutely respect everything you said however, I don't know who you are referring to, and even more importantly, I would REALLY LOVE to be a minion!!! It seems like it would be fun to just sputter nonsensical sounds and wobble about with a devious plan in place. I would love to be part of building a rocket ship to blow up Saturn or some shizz like that. How do I sign up to be a minion? Who do I need to talk to about making this dream become a reality? Thank you in advance.
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@ Hurracanes from my last post about the midgets feature that came to the strip club. I saw this and a light bulb went off. It was Bridget the midget that came through and she had other people from her family with her. At least I thought they were all a family. It was a stage full of midgets and it definitely impressed the whole city of Raleigh!!!
FIU since he's obviously not smart enough to get into UM if his decision making is any indication
This is reality.
Pre-NIL, schools with large booster bases, even if they did not individually have a lot of money, benefitted because they typically have rabid fans who were happy to give some money under the table. I am confident it is/was a badge of honor to walk around Alabama, Louisiana and Texas bragging about how you slipped a few thousand dollars to a recruit or player. Or to be a local car dealership bragging about hooking up the the star with a car. Or the local restaurant where the players eat for free.
That style of payment simply would never have appealed to someone like John Ruiz or high end business people in cities. They would think that style was for local yokels.
Post-NIL, the big business people can openly promote their connections to athletes, and can take the money they give as a legitimate business expense. NIL has enticed a group of fans who are not as rabid, but are far more calculated in how they spend their money and the return on investment. NIL really benefits schools with wealthy, as opposed to large fan bases.
@TimeBum
I’ll pull my own receipts & say I was one of the first to say that. Guess what? B4 an angel from heaven came down & put The U on his back, we were getting smoked by SEC schools.
Two things can be right w/ proper context. What happened yesterday is just that, yesterday. NIL was not our friend; but, that was also in light of having an incompetent AD at the helm, coupled w/ an indifferent, divided BOT running the show.
It’s a totally new day; we have an AD who came from a bag school, we have a HC who came from two bag schools. Both know what it takes to get players to come, both are from the 21st century of collegiate athletics, & Miami gave full commitment to Mario to make sure his stay in Coral Gables is completely comfortable. So w/ the change of the guard, NIL is now benefiting us. That change needed to happen, especially at the AD position.
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Whenever Bridget the Midget would come into town and make the circuit, the places would be packed to the gills
@SouthParkCane where else you gonna find posts like this
Lmao like cmon man. Sounds lit tho
The Write offs, and Expenses are highly appreciated too.........signed JR.
