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Miami04

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Bought season tickets this year after taking a year off. Wife and I are trying to have our first kid and the doctor told her she can't go to Miami for a while (till next spring or they get the zika under control) and if I go then we can't have unprotected *** for 6 weeks from the time I get back. So one trip puts us into next year basically.

Terrible gut punch a week before my flight was to leave for game one.
 
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That sucks man. My wife is pregnant with our first, so this will be my first year not making a game in over 8 years. Definitely sucks.
 
That sucks .me and my 6 year old haven't missed a game for 2 years . Hope you can figure something out cause the fsu game will be wild
 
donate your season tickets to a good cause. i hear tim reynolds needs extra tickets for his puppies
 
Miami04 said:
Bought season tickets this year after taking a year off. Wife and I are trying to have our first kid and the doctor told her she can't go to Miami for a while (till next spring or they get the zika under control) and if I go then we can't have unprotected *** for 6 weeks from the time I get back. So one trip puts us into next year basically.

Terrible gut punch a week before my flight was to leave for game one.
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I'll buy em for .25 on the dollar
 
Zika makes the babies born with micro-heads and you don't want none of that.

Gonna be a whole generation of retarded babies born in Miami...you wanna keep as far away from that as possible so you don't catch the ****** virus

Those babies with the mini heads look creepy as ****. Little chucky dolls
 
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NutFumbler said:
Zika makes the babies born with micro-heads and you don't want none of that.

Gonna be a whole generation of retarded babies born in Miami...you wanna keep as far away from that as possible so you don't catch the ****** virus

Those babies with the mini heads look creepy as ****. Little chucky dolls
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:rickflair2:
 
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****...
People are going to have to to leave the city just to bang their wives, that sucks.
 
Miami04 said:
Bought season tickets this year after taking a year off. Wife and I are trying to have our first kid and the doctor told her she can't go to Miami for a while (till next spring or they get the zika under control) and if I go then we can't have unprotected *** for 6 weeks from the time I get back. So one trip puts us into next year basically.

Terrible gut punch a week before my flight was to leave for game one.
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Bull****, just get tested for Zika when you get back home. It takes less than a week to get the results back from the CDC. My sister is currently 7 months preggers and lives in the Gables and was bit last week and got tested.
 
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I live in Miami. My wife is pregnant with our first child. Although we are taking extreme precaution with this situation, we'll be attending every game. At the moment, Miami Gardens isn't infected by the mosquitos. We should be fine.
 
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NutFumbler said:
Zika makes the babies born with micro-heads and you don't want none of that.

Gonna be a whole generation of retarded babies born in Miami...you wanna keep as far away from that as possible so you don't catch the ****** virus

Those babies with the mini heads look creepy as ****. Little chucky dolls
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So with all those tard-babies toddling to and fro, Miami will Start to look a lot more like Tallahassee, your hometown.
 
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